Recently my spam filter has had to put the hard yards in as it tackles an onslaught and I mean an onslaught of messages from seemingly pleasant and innocuous posters bearing names such as “Amy”, “Jimmy” and “Jane”. Every day the filter scoops another barrage of these messages which are invariably designed to cause me to click on a link and therefore allow something which appears pleasant on the surface, but is actually to the contrary, into my cyber existence. They come with such flattery and compliments but of course their aim is ultimately nefarious. By way of amusement I thought I would reproduce these daily missives here for your entertainment. Whatever you do, please do not e-mail the addresses or click on any of the links, if you do, I am not responsible for what might happen (but then I am never accountable anyway am I? You know that by now.) I have posted the message as they originally appeared, errors and all.
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Quite possibly it was, but whatever it was I have no idea what you are referring to, but it is good of you to invite me to next year’s event for whatever it is.
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I’m sure you meant something complimentary in amongst that strange syntax.
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Oh you nearly got me again there Jim. You shortened your name but the animal invitation has kind of queered you pitch pal.
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Nice try Jane but HG isn’t sharing this information. Do you know how long a minion slaved on getting the right colour for the flames?
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A few pics M88, what like the large one at the start of every article?
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Well M88 you did say you would be back and I can kind of see where we are going with this, so it’s a no from me.
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You see Jim/Jimmy; this was a bit of a red flag. You need to try subtlety.
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Hello Paul, well at least you got straight in there and told me what it is that you are offering although I somehow doubt it will be for nothing, because everything has a cost doesn’t it? Oh and I know exactly what will happen with “live chat”.
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You are a trier Jim/Jimmy; I will give you that.
Anyway, I will definitely put up a couple off updates or so as to my thoughts and outcomes good or dangerous, particuarly on my pregnant look and bloating !!!!
Good job you added those exclamation marks there or I would have thought you were deadly serious.
And now for my absolute favourite.
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There you are. A selection of what I am bombarded with on a daily basis. Who would have thought that someone would go to the trouble of peppering you with messages which seem pleasant and helpful, complimentary and kind so frequently? Somehow it seems rather familiar, wouldn’t you agree?