Thank You

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Thank you, thank you very much everyone. Sorry to have kept you waiting but there was a whole wagon load of fuel for me to gather up back here. Complicated business this gathering fuel you know, complicated. Thank you very much. I will keep saying this as it sounds like the right thing to do and after all I am polite, bullish yet polite.

I’ve just received a call from The Loser. She congratulated me. It’s all about me. On my victory. I congratulated her and thanked her for being such a willing vehicle for triangulation, if it wasn’t for her, I wouldn’t be able to access half as much adoring fuel as I have done and it is easy for me to sound magnanimous in victory.

I mean she fought very hard, but it was marvellous seeing those steely glares and receiving those savage put downs as we fought it out on television during those debates. Some people criticised me for light preparation for those debates but you don’t prepare brilliance it just happens and I should know. I have ten billion reasons why I am brilliant. Still, she fought very hard and all that negative fuel was delicious even if it was coming from one of the brethren, but hey, any fuel in a storm yes and a win is a win is a win. It’s all about the win. My win.

She has worked very hard and very long over a long period of time and she owes me a debt of gratitude for even allowing her to stand alongside of me.

I mean that very sincerely – which means I do not mean it at all but let’s not worry about that right now because I am the winner and we all want to be on the winning side don’t we –  but now it is time for us to bind the wounds of division, have to get together. Was that right Rudy? Excellent, we are good at saying what people want to hear aren’t we, after all that’s why I won.

I know I said that those people of a particular religious persuasion won’t be allowed in my country and that was a great comment for winning votes and for getting the fuel flowing but now I am at the top table, I need to lay on the charm and seduce the world leaders so I am going to change it to putting in some stringent checks instead. It will probably all get watered down eventually and I will deny I even said they couldn’t come here to begin with, but I can do that because I am me and I am in charge. I need to do what is right at the right time. For me. What can I say, I am a pragmatist.

I  also mentioned building a wall. Well get this, I am going to build two walls. One to the south to stop those criminals getting into my great country and one to the north to stop the traitors running off to Snow and Moose Land before I have devalued them. They of course will all be footing the bill.

I say it is time for all of us to come together as one people. Not only does that sound really good as well but I mean it after all, you are all extensions of me anyway so we are just actually one person when you think about it that way so I need to control you all and have you act as one. Got that? Good.

It is time. I pledge to every citizen of my land that I will be leader for all appliances, and this is so important to me. For those who have chosen not to support me in the past, of which there were a few traitors, I will pretend to reach out to you for your guidance and your help so that we can work together and unify my great country. The reality is you are going to be smeared big time, oh yeah. Dirty, dirty, dirty. I am going to start by shutting down CNN, you had your chance and you let me down so now I am going to teach you a lesson and keep in mind all your broadcasters, journalists, broadsheets, bloggers and so on, every time you come into my sphere of influence I will come and pay you a visit and it won’t be to give you an interview, that I can assure you of.

As I’ve said from the beginning, mine was not a campaign but rather an incredible and great movement, made up of millions of hard-working appliances who love me and want the illusion I can offer. I have been myself throughout this campaign and I have showed you exactly what I am although very few of you actually recognised it, but that doesn’t matter because enough of you liked what you saw to back me and enough of you didn’t like The Loser enough so she didn’t get your votes so here I am. As for the rest of you who voted for The Loser, you can come on board, your fuel is just as tasty.

Working together, I will instruct my many minions to begin the urgent task of rebuilding and renewing the illusion. I have spent my entire life doing this, looking at the untapped potential of people for my greater glory.

Tremendous potential for fuel. It’s going to be a beautiful thing. Every single appliance will have the opportunity to realise his or her fullest fuel potential. The forgotten appliances of my country were never actually forgotten but were just receiving an extended silent treatment and it worked. They didn’t like that silent treatment from The Loser and wanted to hear my future faking instead. Looks like you’ve hit the jackpot.

We are going to fix our opponents real good and rebuild the highways, bridges, tunnels, airports, schools, hospitals. We’re going to rebuild our fuel network, which will become second to none and we will put millions of our appliances to work as they refuel me. We will also finally take care of our great veterans who have been so loyal, I more than most know how valuable those Lieutenants are and have been.

My Lieutenants are incredible people. Nearly as incredible as me. I will order a project of fuel growth and renewal. I will harness the creative talents of our people to make me look even better, hard to comprehend I know, but onwards and upwards. You see you backed me because I get things done and that is what my brethren do, we achieve and get things done. Nobody else can hold a crowd in the palm of his hand like me that is one of my gifts and I have the drive and focus to get things done. I don’t mess about, I grab things and get to the heart of the matter, just like grabbing a pussy if you will. If it wasn’t for people like me, nothing would get done, so that’s why I have paraded who I am for all to see and you have bought into it and why not?

At the same time, I will get along with all other nations willing to get along with me, after all I am never to blame, it is all their fault. I expect to have great, great relationships and they always are. In the beginning. No illusion is too big, no golden period too golden. Nothing I want for my future fuel needs is beyond my reach now.

I will no longer settle for anything less than the best. I will reclaim your destiny, because I created it and the illusion will be big and bold and daring. I have to do that. We’re going to dream of the golden period and all its beauty and success once again.

I want to tell the world community that while I will always put my interests first, I will deal fairly with everyone, with everyone so long as they do what I want.

All people and all other nations. We will seek common ground and agree I am right. Any hostility is caused by you over-reacting, I want a partnership, a sole partnership. And now I will thank some of the people who have really been great Lieutenants, loyal members of my coterie and brilliant at rolling out my smear campaigns, thank you dear crows and butterflies. I will reel off a list of names, they all blur into one, but it makes me look so generous and hell I am, am I not giving you all of me to lead you? That is how generous I am. So bear with me while I chunter on about some other people, I know they are not as interesting as me and just indulge me as I appear to care, I can do that you see, appearances, and then we can talk about me again.

[ Cue five minutes of pseudo-thanks]

Vince [it is Vince isn’t it?] is really a star and he is the hardest-working guy after me. Vince, come up here. Get over here, Vince.

Boy, oh boy, oh boy, it’s about time you did exactly what I say. My me. Nah, come here, say something, I order you.

[Man erroneously identified as Vince]

Ladies and gentlemen, the next saviour of mankind, leader of the free world, wealthy business magnate, international television star, owner of luxurious and free-roaming hair, world Space Invaders high score champion. Thank you, it’s been an honour. Bless yourself.

Okay that’s enough of you and back to me.

The Secret Malevolence Society People, boy are we going to have some fun. I have just seen footage of the cry babies and do I want some of that fuel so you can expect some major haranguing, smearing, gas lighting, pushing and pulling ahead so I can taste that delicious fuel from you losers.

And fuel enforcement, they’re here tonight so obey the clap now signs you minions. These enforcement people are spectacular people, sometimes under appreciated but you get used to that being next to me, it is like holding a lit match up to the sun and expecting it to get noticed.

I will do a great job. I can promise you that and even if I don’t I won’t be to blame because it will somebody else’s fault who is jealous and unpleasant, just nasty, very nasty some people. But I will get the job done, my kind always do, that’s why we get the top jobs. I look very much forward to being leader and hopefully at the end of two years or three years or four years or maybe even when I have revised history you will say you gave great fuel for me. You will say that that was something that you were – really were very obliged to do and I can – thank me very much.

And I can only say that while the smear campaign is over, your work on taking down those who disagree and have stupid, stupid ideas is now really just beginning. We’re going to get them.

You will be so proud. It’s your honour.

It’s an amazing evening. It’s been an amazing two year grand hoover and I love me. Thank me. Come on, do it.

Thank me.

Oh and the other guy whose name is under mine but I keep forgetting to mention him. He can thank me too.

[ The above was the transcript of the victory address by the winning candidate in a satirical parallel universe and nothing to do with recent events. Honest. ]

 

 

 

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94 thoughts on “Thank You”

  1. This has been a very scary election for the world. The voters have not an ounce of understanding to personality disorders. We are about to get a great 4 year education. I wonder if we will all be walking around like zombies and appliances!

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      1. Very accurate, scarily accurate. Yes, HG, there are upsides, when intelligence and talent is mixed in there.

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    1. SII, This shows how much you do not know. Do you really think Trump is the only one in politics with NPD or BPD? You must not know anyone in a political position or one of power.
      SMH

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      1. Ah
        I happen to no a lot I live it. I am very aware there all in politics. However, a greater as a puppet master, as president, could be dangerous. Maybe you should read about the greater and the lesser before you throw stones.

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      2. You “no” a lot or you “know”a lot. “There” or “they’re”. Just so I am clear of what you are saying.
        We have had many that are/were puppet masters as Presidents. One off the top of my head is Bill Clinton. I have met him twice, and he is all hands. I have the pictures with him to prove it. Just an example for you.
        I did not throw stones, I stated facts. I have read about ten of HG’s books, along with two other clinical type writings. Also many discussions with people in the mental health field on this topic. And yourself? How many have you read? What is your knowledge on NPD or BPD?
        Again SMH

        “Never argue with an idiot. They will only bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
        ― George Carlin

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      3. I wish I met Bill Clinton and his hands 😉 I thought he was so sexy playing the saxophone.
        Mr. Tudor, is all this fighting on your blog annoying or are you able to obtain fuel?
        I’m sorry if its bothersome.
        Maybe you should make a rule that any arguments, cat fights, brawls on this site must be about YOU and nobody else but you.
        Btw, I think you are splendid. 😘

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      4. This isn’t fighting. No need to apologise. I do not mind debate between posters, indeed I encourage as I like to read what people think and it sometimes assists with my learning. Of course ultimately it must be brought back to being about me, but that usually comes about.

        Thank you, I am indeed splendid and I am pleased you have noticed.

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      5. LOVE, it is always about HG.

        Where is the cat fight?
        You should know, I do not fight like a domestic cat. I will go right for the beautiful vein in the throat. Tear it out with my teeth and watch them bleed out. I dream of this.

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      6. The very sad truth here. This blog was once a place that we learned from. Those that lived throw the horror found comfort. Those that had knowledge shared. There was compassion and sense we all wanted the same thing. A few have made that now hard to do. So we move on and leave behind the knowledge we have, that could have been shared.

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      7. Lol Ah Oh. The domestic cat is the most vicious predator of all. It does not need to hunt for its fed. Yet it still hunts. It does not kill its prey, instead it toys and tortures it while its half dead. Then it gets bored and walks away. Your method of going straight for the guttural is quite humane. Oh you softy you 😉

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      8. My mothers cat use to bring her mice. You are correct on the fact they do not have to kill to eat but still it is instinctual. If you believe in evolution then one will understand this.
        I love you Love. I really do not, but I like your posts.
        Anyone that gets to be the IP of the great and powerful HG (OZ) has my vote.

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      9. SII, could you elaborate on why you feel it is difficult to continue learning here anymore? I have not been here long so I do not understand why you feel that way. What was it that you all initially wanted and how has that changed? I would think differences between us all would only increase the amount of knowledge available.

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      10. The Punisher

        It would be really helpful for you to go back to HG very first postings in August of last year. Many of us have shared our history on here. There is validation that you can’t find any place else. If you ended up here it was because you were looking for answers and very well could be an empath yourself.
        When there are bullies that continue to bully they will eventually shut down the empath. There are many empaths from the very beginning who greatly helped all of us grow. I don’t want to see any empath or any person on this blog not share valuable information because of bullies. They will just leave. That doesn’t help anyone.

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      11. Well put. The expression of all views is welcome here, as is constructive debate and ultimately the provision of answers. There will be disagreements and I allow those disagreements so long as they are relevant and articulated appropriately.

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      12. Do not feel bullied away for any reason. You are truly valued here and I have remembered your posts from the beginning.

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      13. I have been here for about 6 months and I learn more each day. I am here for HG and what he reminds me of everyday.

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      14. Thanks SII, I shall take a read. Where can I read your story? I am indeed an empath and came here to further understand my escape (commented in the about if you’re interested). Are you being bullied? Do I need to kick some verbal ass? I agree bullying is unfortunate, but the way I see it a bully is just one more opportunity to use this site to your advantage and thicken your skin. For those of you who are more sensitive, would you like to borrow my mother?

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      15. Thank you Ah Oh. I wear my tiara with great pride and honor. I even go to bed with it on.

        Punisher, lol @ borrowing your mother. Family does work a number on us.

        SII, you are welcome to wear my tiara. It has magical IP powers 😉

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  2. I think you should write future sketches for Alec Baldwin portraying Trump on SNL. You really honed in on that acceptance speech. Impressive dear HG!!!

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  3. Best speech of the year!!
    You have my undivided attention for the rest of the day. I can’t listen to any more of the media. My fuel goes to you.
    You are the winner in my book HG.
    Loved it!

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  4. Her’s sounded exactly the same in the other parallel universe, they breed together and lie in bed together, one wolf, many faces, the illusion is that it can or will ever change. If you are not part of the pack, you are just a slave, smoke and mirrors remain the game, sheep have been abused for generations and romanticize the wolves actually care, what way shall they be lead this time? From the right or from the left, oh what fun it is to watch them squabble, the agenda is always the same. Divide and conquer at any cost, there is never remorse, and absolute no shame.

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  5. Takes one to know one.

    Brilliant, HG.

    Loved the way he forgot to thank his VP until someone had to remind him at the very end…

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      1. AO, when you comment on someone’s “intelligance” try to spell it right. 😉

        PS Your hero won – you should be happy! Leave the bitter invective to us losers… 🙂

        PPS Would cheerfully say this all to your face.

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  6. Brilliant Speech Writing HG! All this time I spent wondering your profession, how stupid of me!

    Having your brethren as leader of the free world and with such a special relationship to the UK! What a duel world power they will make!
    I can’t wait to watch it unfold, reality TV at its finest, with spin doctors of course…hey wait are those your good doctors as well? Oh I guess We will only watch DNN from now on and Master Servant Narcville Broadcast Center (MSNBC) So the real interpretation will fall to you my friend to translate the narcspeak as we go to the slaugh….er, Go Forth Making America Great Again!

    *paid for by the hero worshiping minion following unions of the USA superpac*

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    1. An isolationist policy I suspect which will reap business and employment rewards, but face issues on the international stage, whilst domestically there will be a growing rift and problems driving certain policies through which will fall foul of the constitution.

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  7. Ok HG….I have to admit….this post scared me a little with how spookily accurate it appears to be :-/ I want to send it to everyone I know.!! Thank you…I think…

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      1. Funny you should say that HG! I was going to request you do a piece on the competiveness between the alpha male and the you know what on lampposts and I am being serious! Was thinking about it today quite seriously and thought to myself, hmm what would happen if a greater narcissist stepped on the great paws of another greater narcissist after I read your piece on the lion. Having a pretty good understanding of animal behaviour and the lion that even though has his pride and is first to eat what the lionesses hunt it occurred to me to ask you this question regarding one and other. As you are aware the lion can roam a great distance quite solitarily to protect and defend his borders or territory and that can mean death to another that threatens that territory and his pride so how does a greater narcissist react to another more virile, physically stronger and more attractive narcissist that threatens to hone in on his pride?

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  8. Magnificent speech HG! I have seen so many negotive things on my news feed this evening with the election, changes are coming. I am not surprised he is one of you. IMO he was/is the better choice. Now if it was you HG, my vote would have changed. My loyalites dont change with the direction the wind blows. I am ride or die kinda girl.

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  9. Wonderfully written, I said the same thing throughout the campaign. I couldn’t understand how ignorant and blind all the sheep were being. Thank you for validating my suspicions. Absolutely the best thing I’ve read about the election all day.

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  10. It’s so wrong that I laughed at this. Please don’t take this the wrong way…but DT let his personality shine…you can too…run for office. You have what it takes…you do. You certainly have the speech down pat.

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    1. I’m not sure what will happen with America, but I did feel hope when I saw the people looked past the media and Hollywood to make their decision. This showed the people to have more strength than the media or elites would have expected. In my opinion, this is a very healthy awakening so to speak of the people.

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  11. It’s been like watching the proverbial lambs to the slaughter . Seduction on a mass scale. Fake promises. The golden period .The manipulation of millions of people all conned by the illusion.

    You may like him HG but that fact that he’s about to become one of the most powerful men on the planet fills me with absolute horror!

    Excellent speech from you BTW, I just wish it wasn’t so damn true .

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  12. “…[Man erroneously identified as Vince] Ladies and gentlemen, the next saviour of mankind, leader of the free world, wealthy business magnate, international television star, owner of luxurious and free-roaming hair, world Space Invaders high score champion. Thank you, it’s been an honour. Bless yourself.

    Okay that’s enough of you and back to me….”

    I can’t stop laughing 🙂 Great speech, HG!

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  13. I refuse to lower myself to your level. I am diagnosed as BPD. I am in my mid 50. In therapy all my life. Have read all of the books and currently involved with top doctors in a rewiring program. I have been assisting doctors with the help of HG since he started his blog.
    I am an RN and been in the medical field all my adult life. I have been threw it all. Thanks for asking.

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    1. Top Doctors? Really? Names? Have they been published? I would love to share this info with my top doctors too. Maybe they can help my ex-husband.

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    2. SII

      Do you feel you are being bullied? This is such a shame.
      All I have done on here was have questions on the intellect of those who are posting on the matter of politics and knowing what it takes for someone to be in this position. I have been in this world of power and watching (in many areas) for many years. I also question people with false intent.

      If you take it personally, then this is your choice.
      I am spending the next three days with an assessment nurse ( well respected in our community), and I will be sharing this blog, and be sure your comments, with her.
      I understand, more than not, that HG must stay loyal to his fans, including me, I am sure he gets fuel from all of this.
      But in the end, I hope he finds a way to where he does not need to be here reading any of our BS. Mine, yours or anyone else.
      I have made my peace with this now ignore my posts, and I will give you the same respect.

      So that you know, I can’t stand cry babies or ignorance to anything for long.

      If HG felt that his blog was going in the wrong direction, then he would correct it. To say this is, in my opinion insulting him. I find this daring.

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  14. Ok I have a serious question. My narc was/is completely on the Trump train. He at one point said “People say he’s a narcissist but I know he isn’t because of the way he acts when the cameras aren’t around. People have said I’m a narcissist too but I’m not.” Can you people seriously not recognize each other?? He’s a mid-range & knows there’s something wrong with him, but blames it on the zodiac. (eyes rolling) Can only the Greaters like yourself recognize it in others when it’s obvious to even us normals/empaths? I admit I’ve found it humorous that he’s been totally sucked in by a fellow narcissist.

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    1. We Greaters can spot our own kind, but Lessers and MId-Rangers cannot, after all, how could they recognise one of our kind when they do not even know what they are themselves.

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      1. Sorry Ah Oh I just realized you asked me a question. No I diagnosed himself with the help of Dr. Tudor 🙂 He is a classic mid-ranger. Uses silent treatment for weeks! He knows he’s different but doesn’t know why. The things my narc has said & what I have read from HG have been almost word for word identical. It’s freaky! Luckily I was only a secondary source/occasional intimate partner so it’s been much easier to go no contact. In fact, I just survived my 3rd hoover attempt successfully. Thank you HG!! I don’t know what I would have done without this blog & the books….still be hooked I’m sure.

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  15. The voters elected the lesser, “unknown” male Narcissist over the known, avaricious, backed by the powers-that-be, experienced, and completely corrupt female Narcissist. There is a documented litany of her corruption as Secretary of State, easy to find them online. Maybe the voters aren’t lapping up the 1984-ish propaganda after all, Orwell must be so proud.

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  16. HG

    If the lesser and mid range are given direct information, your blog. Are they to self absorbed to want to learn about what they are? What makes them tick and get basic information about what rumbles beneath? Giving them knowledge so they can calm some of the knee jerking behavior?

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    1. Good question. The Lesser will outright the suggestion because it is a criticism and therefore you will have the kneejerk response. The Mid Range may read in order to gain some benefit from you and may recognise some behaviours but he will also dilute the effect, blame somebody else as the cause etc in order also to instinctively maintain superiority etc. Ultimately therefore the Lesser will not even entertain the suggestion of such reading. The Mid Range will but is still programmed to not see it and reject what he is being told.

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      1. I sent the narcissist I know some of your writings on here and he went on about what a terrible thing it is that treat him that way and he cannot talk to me anymore because I keep acting how I do. He’s the one who contacted me first through email only so I just replied by sending him some of your work hoping it would get through to him somehow. Seems to do more damage though to send information? I suppose he’s not a Greater because of his denial, though he’s super high IQ so I would have assumed. Do you know if that is common to be a highly intelligent and also not understand what you are? Maybe his logic gets in the way. He scored as the Logician in the Meyers personality test. I wonder what you would get HG. The short personality test is at 16personalities.com.

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      2. It may be the case that he understand what you are sending him but it suits his purposes to deny it is applicable to him. This is the response of a Greater because any admission would cede control to you and we cannot allow that to happen. He probably understands what you have sent to him and his response is borne out of ignited fury that you are working him out (which feels like a criticism) to him.

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  17. Ah oh

    It’s water under the bridge and we all move on.
    I have tough skin but I will defend the ones that don’t speak up. This blog is being looked at by the world. Doctors of all kinds. It’s a place unlike what’s out there. It’s a ground breaking study in rewiring,
    I could not let go what was being done to me. Everyone has a valuable opinion of it’s not hurtful to another person. There are many of us that take what we are reading to our own doctors for help and clarification.
    There is a place for all kinds of conversations. This blog is not a place to voice an opinion that would put down or hurt another person. I believe we have all lived enough of that in our lives.
    Good luck in your 3 day venture. I hope you find healthy and happiness.

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