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FLICKATINA
I daresay If LOVE finds Tudor she will be coming all over England!
Watch for a glitter explosion.
Lol NarcAngel, I have fallen out of love with Mr. Tudor. No more glitter.
Stop sulking!
No you haven’t LOVE. Bring on the glitter 😂😂
Mr. Tudor, you have been with enough women to know that everything will be much easier if you simply concede! The more stubborn you are, the more difficult we will make your life.
And you ought to have read enough of my work to know I dislike being told what to do!
What up, Love? What happened? (Again, not keeping up, my apologies) Did Mr. Tude have tude? Was he rude? Oh, sweety, you should have knewed (I had to, bad grammar and all ;)….He’s always naughty.
What did he do?
***looks at Tude***
Mmmmm Hmmm….I see you, you devil!
Certain posts are in moderation (as are many others) and dear old Love was trying to produce queue jumper tickets which were clearly forged!
Ahhh, pats dossier at my side. Love, need legal representation? Or just someone to protest on your behalf? The problem with protesting a blog dictator is he has control of the “media”. It’s stacked against us LOL, unlike America yet.
This is of course a benign dictatorship, Indy.
And that’s why we love you, in lock step! Muah!
Oh, I forgot to ask…any tips on surviving a dictatorship? Besides going No Contact with passport in hand? Avoiding being brainwashed and gaslit by reasserting what is real. BTW…what IS real…hahaha…
Off to get a DRINK!
Great. Then this war shall continue.
Bring it Love!
That’s why we tell you what to do. 😘
Old?!? You call me old?!? Ahhh!!!!! I’m half your age!!!! You know what you did Mr. Tudor! I 👀 you!
❤ you Indy!
It was a term of endearment, not an observation of age, come now, let me soothe your fevered brow….
Awwww, and look Love, HG even put Chloroform on the cloth too. LOL
I’m not imagining things!!! 😡😡😡
That proper made me laugh!
Has anyone from the blog ever seriously asked to meet you IRL?
Many people and repeatedly so.
And what is your response?
I have already given it.
Oh for the love of god HG! It would take an AGE to read every article and comment! I have a job and seasons 1-8 of Charmed to watch!
No i mean I was asked would I meet someone from the blog and I answered ‘possibly’.
Oh I see! I read the two questions differently. I thought the other question was if there was anyone from the blog you wanted to meet. My question was what your response be if someone asked to meet you. I assume you meant possibly for both?
And for the record I am not asking to meet you! Virtual HG is enough for me. I’m a curious sort, but not that curious 😮
We have an accord Flickatina.
Lol the only person who should meet hg should be a super empath armed with extensive knowledge of the bible, a vial of holy water, and a silver bullet if he gets out of hand. 😉 (with all due respect to hg, who knows how much i respect and admire him.)
Hmmm, I guess the next question to follow, is there anyone from the blog you would like to meet?
Possibly.
Time will tell, I guess.
I hope she got a bit of both…Maybe a continuation to the story 🤗😆 Hush part 2
So HG, am I anywhere near?
that ‘slight’ accent sounds like burton/swad in the midlands to me.
Yes LOVE I can understand the dialect x
Um …. yeah …* fanning self off* …this isnt the writing of a 71 yr old 😂😂😂
Glad somebody realises that!
Well that’s a bit ageist!
71 year olds can be naughty too. After all, they’ve been doing the do much longer than the rest of us. I’ve read the rate of STDs is on the rise in senior homes. They’re having more fun than a co-ed college dorm.
Doing the do? Who are you? Betty Boo?
Lol no that’s Claudia 😉
IKR
But a subterranean dweller perhaps. I bet he lives in his parents’ basement.
Me neither, ABB. Thanks Love for your attempt to smooth and translate. I do not see the need to smooth her message, it is what it is.
I had been identified as co-dependent for years(12 step type, where the term originated from). Glad I am showing less and less signs of it, though it always can rear its head(like any hing). My co-dependence symptoms were taking on other people’s feelings with no boundary for self-protection (for example, if you are sad, I am sad), ignoring my own emotions (thus “dependent on the other person” to feel and exist), attempts to rescue others from a variety of things ( usually addictions), attempts to control others behaviors and how they feel by trying to be an over peacekeeper (walking on egg shells) rather than letting the shit hit the fan (sometimes a healthy thing). It is a true struggle (like addiction of any sort) and takes a lot of self exploration and willingness to identify and counter co-dependent tendencies. Since becoming a therapist, I have had to be vigilant on those weaknesses, as they help no one. It is freeing once it is in remission(never cured).
I know HG defines it differently here. I do not fall in that category of HG’s co-dependence.
Because your are super woman, Indy, my spunky marcher! ❤
Btw, I think your expertise is greatly needed in the Bound article comments.
dear G. any new books on the way to be published? little boy lost or 3 part of ensnared? kind regards to You and loads of love ❤❤❤
Hello Owned, there are numerous works still in progress and as soon as they become available they will be announced. Thank you for asking.
Owned!!! I was asking about you!! (Maddie, Seduced, Broken, right?).
Someone said you were in the Tudor Slammer! I said, that would be your heaven!
You will never find out….. 😂
I can’t resist to title HG they way You recognise me…nor can I be bothered with changing my email so the avatar would change 😇
Ok owned. It was a light hearted question on how you are.
thank You G. Can’t wait for the books. ❤
Indy, I think Owned and I may be from the same tribe. So if I may be so bold to translate her words in co-d language. She basically said her love and adoration of Mr. Tudor is all-consuming and she has no time to answer others’ questions. Also, she will never break the love bond between herself and Mr. Tudor and betray his trust by revealing her whereabouts.
It was said with ❤❤❤
Very talented love. I guess I don’t speak co-d. Hmmph.
Our own panties make the perfect gag. Or, so I’ve heard. 😇
Oh god that made me laugh so much!!
There’s that word again!
How you gag with a g-string?, you must be referencing bloomers/knickers😊
One of my favorites HG! A picture is worth a thousand words!
My Narc: “..You had to go there with the drama! Projecting your emotions on me! That is why I interrupt you like I do! I don’t need the drama! Now I am going to be stressed out because of you!”
Janice, I agree! We might be a bit bruised, but we are working and learning to change paths!
Thanks for sharing your insight HG! 🌺
Impressive, HG.
Made me think about who controls whom in this situation. You could not do anything she would not allow you to do (criminal offence otherwise). So, you actually do not have any power. Furthermore, this approach would wear thin soon! 🙂
The power is in his restraint.
Yes?
I see it plain as day…
Look how HG controls the inner beast…
“The power is in his restraint”
Yes, I can see that, Ashley. It’s strangely intriguing to listen to.
Well, I do not have any experience with that sort of behaviour. My narc was a fiery somatic, he would not have wasted his time in this manner! 😀 If he had, in the form of banter, I would have started to giggle… in the form of a veiled threat as in this case, I would have left. No shuddering, no ‘deer in headlight’ reaction, no power to the narc. He probably would have slinked off to the study to sleep. So be it, no big loss! 😀
My silence is my self-defense.
H.G. – What is your position on the female initiating or seducing for sex – if you are in the relationship? I recently read that especially with a narcissist (or even sociopath / psychopath) that they feel the power is then shifting from them to the woman and he will turn it down. They prefer when they instigate it and not to be turned down.
I’m curious if the tables are turned for you, if you feel pressure is removed at all? Or does remaining in power and control win out each time?
This should have been an easy one for you to answer….
It is not an issue for me. During golden period it is positive fuel. During devaluation it offers a glorious chance to reject it and draw negative fuel.
In the twilight space
The thoughts and desires you have cause to run through my mind while at the market this afternoon
Mercy that was surreal. What we perceive as a simple innocent act produces a vast amount of fuel. So intentional in everything they do.
Oh poo. Please write or orate something new soon. How about a horror short story? I want to be scared, but I want to forget about reality (too scary right now LOL)
Fresh words are a coming Marching Lady.
Yippee 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
Indy, how are your dancers brunette when mine are blonde? Can I personalize my emoticons?
Hi Love,
Yes, if you hold down on the emoticon button you can customize 💃💃🏻💃🏼💃🏽💃🏾💃🏿
Oooh HG, make it seductive…..
Oh, pleasee 😉
HG, you’re totally sexy and
wow.. …kinda scary… but soothing?! *Swoon* indeed… 🙃
Indy you are a genuis! Thank you 💃💃
Nope, the emoticons are against me. Lol
Will you guys listen to yourselves? “HG you are so sexy” This guy could be a troll who lives in his parents’ basement and you guys just eat up whatever he’s serving.
Yum yum yum. Give me more. He has incredible swagger, troll or not. You already know, the brain is a woman’s largest erogenous zone.
This is so erotic!
Sorry Love I’m posting answers all over the place, distinct shortage of reply options under everyones posts lol
To answer your earlier question though..
” NSS, you speak the dialect too??? ” No Love I don’t speak the dialect but I can understand it and regularly visit the area it originates from . x
That is so cool NSS. Are you English? I will be visiting England this year and traveling outside of London. Now I’m scared after reading the dialect. Lol I won’t understand anything. Oh well, I think the sign for food, drink, and bed are universal. Lol I hope 😉
Hahaha.Love that made me smile ( in a nice way ) I live in England yes .
Please don’t worry yourself about accents you’ll be fine . Promise .
When do you come over ? x
Ooh! Exciting Love!
Where in England are you coming?
Thank you NSS. I am traveling to England in the summer. My cousin and I are going up to Scotland from there. If we have time, we will also visit Ireland. Lol I was worried about the Scottish brogue/burr… But now I think I won’t comprehend anything anywhere lol. I will just smile and nod my head.
You will have to stop off in the North Midlands in the way!!
Wow . Love .
You’re going to have such a good time 🙂
If you want to meet up for a game of ” narc” bingo & a pint of real ale I’d love to meet you .
This could be the first HG Tudor. Narc free convention . 🙂
Flikatina is a friend of mine I’m sure she’d join us .
Obviously as we are just names on a blog page we’d have to ensure everyone feels safe . Though I appreciate if you don’t .
Either way you’re going to beat me to Ireland . It’s still on my places to visit list 🙂 x
HG, You are our Pied Piper, leading our little tribe out of bondage and into the light. Thank you. I rather like you.
That you Janice, I am a likeable type of chap.
You’re a Northerner?!
I have lived in the north. I have lived in the south. I have lived abroad.
Burnley?
That’s a born & brought up in the north accent.
If you think I am from Burnley you are way off. I don’t say paaapuurrr when saying ‘paper’
It’s frustratingly out of reach…but I recognise the way you say certain words…I just can’t place them.
Ah but you have not lived in the east or west! Easy there Mr. Tudor. You just might give us your home address with all this information 😁
Well the north covers north-east and north-west doesn’t it? Ditto the south.
Oh Mr. Tudor, you’re going over my head with your fancy talk. How about you drop your pin location so I can better understand where you are ☺
Flicka, do you say ‘hoog’ for hug too? It is my favorite Mr. Tudor word. 💏
And the words love, us, progress, devotee, lieutenant. Okay, I am just going to pay for the consult and have him read my grocery list. Butter, hot sauce, cool whip, strawberries, devil’s food cake etc….that’s a legit list right?
Omg ABB! Great idea! A private reading from Mr. Tudor! Aaahhhh! I would be happy with him just saying hoog for an hour.
Nearly but not quite Love – but then my accent is a mixture of where I was born & brought up and my family’s accent as they were southerners.
There are times I can barely understand the thick accent of my own home town!
Thanks Flicka. So in England, you identify yourself as either southner or northerner?
I am more North Midlands….I think HG is just a bit further north
You are going in the wrong direction.
*screams in frustration and listens to the radio interviews again*
That’s what she said!
Hahaha! I crack myself up 😂
Love, yes, there is a divide between the Northern Monkeys (down to earth, gruff, resilient and tell it like it is types) and the Southern Fairies (a bit wet and weak and refined). Then there’s this kind of grey area around the midlands and Northampton.
A good way to tell is how a person pronounces certain words, like ‘bath’, ‘grass’, ‘master’ etc.
Lots of jovial & genuine animosity given the economic differences between the two.
Albeit that Geordies say plaster and master like people from the south but say bath and path like people from the north.
(Geordies are from Newcastle upon Tyne and its immediate environs in the north-east of England for anybody who is unfamiliar)
They also say film in the same way as people from Northern Ireland do.
Hey HG, could you indulge me and write those words out how you say them phonetically? Do you say bahth or bawth or bauth or baath(short not long a, lik cape). Reading path and bath the way I say them, is baath and paath like a sheep goes baaaaaa. they rhyme and have a short a as in cat, not as in saw or ah as in cot…I’m guessing you say bahth and pahth…
Now I have been told I have no distinguishable geographic accent in America, often associated with middle America, though I do have a leftover Vermonter accent where I swallow my final syllable in certain words, very similar to French.
Shower.
Smahrrt Ahhhhssssss!
So glad you noticed.
Well, I have ALWAYS noticed. Just had to verbalize it….out loud. ***twisted smile***
HG,
I am still waiting for your phonetic description. ¡Arriba, arriba! ¡Ándale, ándale!
Monkeys! MONKEYS!!
But yes – southerners are pansies who go into full meltdown when they see a snowflake. I try to purge this weakness from my soft, southern blood (only 50% of me).
Thanks Sunshine. It sounds like the East coast vs West coast hip hop rivalries of the US.
So true, Tudes. My parents are Geordies. I can’t understand the inconsistency. And my dad says ‘filim’.
Geordie is like this: Why ay pet! Are ya gan inta toon ta watch a filim like? Ho’way!
Divvn’t be a radgie man, av got ta gan yhem then meet me marras and wor lass for a bottle a broon ay like canny lush!
Huh?
And how do people from N. Ireland say film?
Fil-um
My mother used to say Feelm for film. And she said poim for poem. She also over exaggerated her r. It used to make me giggle as I never did that.
It’s a shame you can’t denote the inflections on here. Geordies are all about the inflections!
Thank you all! 😀 Soooo entertaining! I understood nothing but loved reading your dialect. I used to think Scots were hard to understand.
Lovely! 🙂 That brings back memories of reading ‘Wuthering Heights’ for the first time… Emily lets the servants talk with a thick Yorkshire accent, and I often thought ‘what the hell is that supposed to mean?!’… though you get into it after a while, and it is much fun reading the lines aloud 🙂
Very good Mr Tudor, I’m impressed! 😊
Flick- I knew I liked you, lass. Divven’t worry about that southern blood. Being Northern is all about mindset, not geography 😊
Crap, I’ve just had a flashback to my primary narc ‘charming’ me with his range of regional accents in a bar, before we’d even had our first kiss. I was loving it. Uh-oh.
I have to say, his Geordie was SHITE though.
Cos kick a bo agin a wo n yed it tilst bost it ?
HG…. “Divvn’t be a radgie man, av got ta gan yhem then meet me marras and wor lass for a bottle a broon ay like canny lush!”
Howay man HG ye divent fool me we tha .
Broon ales keks ! 🙂
Huh?
lol MLA . I know what HG said but he kinda blew it when he said ” Lush ” x
I think that was the only part I understood. I’m the outsider not knowing the secret handshake today. Lolll
Divant fret pet al keep yee in the loop xx lol .
Cool! I got your back too!
* High Five MLA* ty x
NSS, you speak the dialect too??? Ah! This is so fun!
“Huh?”
Precisely, Clarece!! 😀 😀
Now, lets rise to the challenge and translate that into proper English:
“Why ay pet! Are ya gan inta toon ta watch a filim like? Ho’way!”
–> Love! Are you going into town to watch a film? Come on!
“Divvn’t be a radgie man, av got ta gan yhem then meet me marras and wor lass for a bottle a broon ay like canny lush!”
–> Don’t be a brute/chav, man, I’ve got to go home, then meet my mates and my girlfriend for a bottle of Brown Ale, yes, like a good drunkard!
“Cos kick a bo agin a wo n yed it tilst bost it ?”
–> Can you kick a ball against a wall and head it until you break it ? (whatever that means! lol)
“Howay man HG ye divent fool me we tha . Broon ales keks !”
–> Come on man, HG, you don’t fool me with that. Brown ale is disgusting!
😀 😀
Matilda – It’s just a phrase from where I am from – it does not really mean anything! I think we have our own language – it’s not a particularly attractive one!
And for the Geordies – it should be pointed out that it is Newcastle Brown Ale to which they refer….
Flickatina,
Thank you for the explanation… I watched some YT videos on Geordie slang and had a right laugh! ;-D
Erm, Janice, do you actually know what the story Pied Piper is about?!
*swoon* My All Time Favorite. 🌟💙😗
Well there are a certain couple of pages in Sex and the Narcissist that would benefit from being an audio book.
I actually haven’t got past those pages…..
I agree. I’ve been trying to talk HG into writing erotica. Sex sells HG. I’d get me a glass of wine, a lit candle and my jacuzzi tub with some HG Erotica audio, read by the author of course and wah la. HG gets a private jet, island and instant fame from just my purchases.
Hmmm…. $100 consult service? *taps lips with finger*
HG – add a range of “toys” to that merchandise….
Flickatina,
I’m your new bff. We’ll start gathering Intel and before you know it, we will have a room with a crime scene board, red thread connecting all the dots. Partial prints, sightings, aliases, blurry photos. Then we will make our move and storm the Tudor compound dressed like slutty ninjas. Kewl?His IP should be worried. Love you coming too?
I want this so badly!! We need to come up with a suitable war cry!
You need to go all Blackadder on HG when you have your audio consult…..get him to say contrafibularities, pericombobulation…then make up your own!
Can he say Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch?
How about Oddsbiddikins! Hey Nonny Nonny.
It would be amusing to hear those HG style.
Flick, i love your comments!
“storm the Tudor compound dressed like slutty ninjas…”
Oh ABB & Flick, you two just made me laugh out loud – I nearly snorted my cup of tea all over my screen there!
I bet HG is enjoying this!
What??? We are going to the Tudor compound??? Wow. 😍 Ladies I might foil your plans because once there I will be rolling around holding all things that are Mr. Tudor’s and whispering sweet nothings. Cups, statues, longswords, clothes, paper towels, everything.
In regards to a war cry: how about “I love you!”
HG has more than one longsword?? He IS talented!!
Someone getting some GPS on the Tude? Yeah…Maybe HG is really Siri, the “Apple” of our eye. All his sources are Androids. Phew, so glad I got the 7, though I must say my 5 was far more reliable. My 7 crashes all the time and blips out of some of my apps.
I laughed love. I see you on the floor in his bathroom hugging a towel and rocking as you sniff and say “it has his smell” *tears of joy *
Yes ABB! You understand me. I would be in ecstasy.