50 Things You Should Not Do With a Narcissist

Your guide through the narcissistic minefield

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46 thoughts on “50 Things You Should Not Do With a Narcissist

  1. Amy S. says:

    HG, asking hypothetically only πŸ˜‰ what would be Mid ranger’s reaction to his victim seducing his most trusted lieutenant? What could be his reactions to this?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      He would be wounded, his fury would be ignited and he would lash out smearing the victim, seeking pity from elsewhere and then trying to break them up.

      1. Amy S. says:

        Er..I see.

      2. Amy S. says:

        Would he smear the lieutenant too?

        1. HG Tudor says:

          If the situation deemed it necessary, yes.

  2. Flickatina says:

    10. Cat tree/scratching post 🐱🐱

  3. geminimom says:

    You all are so funny. Flickatina and HG at the top with the xbox, thats hilarious.

  4. A scarecrow, with nothing but crows and field mice for fuel. I’d want him alive for that one πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Call yourself an empath! Good job I am close personal friend of the Crow Man!

      1. Actually, lol, when I first looked at him on our first date in a coffee house, my first thought was a scarecrow. His longer dark hair peeking out from his hat, covering his eyes.. are you his friend?

    2. Flickatina says:

      Harsh! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

  5. Vashti says:

    They look dead as they desire to BE and LOOK like the gorgeous beauty of thee alive while hating God because they’re walking dead nothing. LIT – TRA – LEE *In my perfected London accent* – Love thee English accent. πŸ’…

    Besides, there’s no need for a manual of the obsessed dead when you never think of them πŸ’…

    1. HG Tudor says:

      And yet here you are….

      1. Vashti says:

        Your point..? You must know you’re dead sense you think I was talking about you.

      2. Vashti says:

        You say things behind your ‘hide’, ( you said I’m a minority with shortcomings and that you are more intelligence than me – ha ha and how I’m stupid) and yet you are still too coward to even approve the BLANTANT comment I made about your description, because you can not take me on publicly πŸ’…

        1. HG Tudor says:

          I don’t need to take you on. But you keep droning in the corner.

      3. Vashti says:

        And what will be your excuse? – Let me guess, narcissism ? Cookie Dough πŸ’…

      4. Vashti says:

        Im on your blog to your face.. What “corner”?

      5. Flickatina says:

        11. A battering ram.

        Vashti – just what is your objective here? To be annoying? Sorry but that’s my job.

      6. Vashti says:

        flicka what ever that is,

        I’m conversing with Cookie Dough. Why do you care? – Back under your rock. Thank you.

        My greatest regard,


      7. Flickatina says:

        Vashti – I care because the vitriolic tripe you are so fond of spouting is open to everyone on here. If you so dislike others commenting on your posts then converse privately with HG.

        I take no leave of you – I will not be patronising by according you any kind of regard. I prefer not to say things I do not mean.

      8. Vashti says:


        So what that it’s open (I am well aware of that), it has NOTHING to do with you.

        You commented to me in regard to a conversation between me and Cookie Dough, that has nothing to do with you because you’re a stupid and weak person… And THAT’S πŸ‘Œwhat’s open for everyone to see.

      9. Flickatina says:

        Vashti – this was amusing for a short while but I just realised that it’s cruel to mock the afflicted.

      10. Vashti says:


        So don’t mock yourself then πŸ’….

    2. Flickatina says:

      I’m just trying to be green and upcycle useless objects. 😁😁

    3. Amy S. says:

      Are you from London?

      1. Vashti says:


        Probably πŸ™‚

        1. Amy S. says:

          Just checking

      2. Vashti says:

        For what?

  6. Flickatina says:

    I think we are up 7….

    7. An armchair. You could hinge the arms and have it as a cuddle chair! You could also hinge something else and have it as a “fun” chair πŸ˜‰

    1. 8. Scarecrow.

  7. Ola says:

    Good afternoon. When sb hurts you, how do you feel? what do you feel? where do you feel it and what do you think and what do you do after being hurt?

    1. HG Tudor says:


      1. Ola says:

        if a person that Lesser (L) or Ranger (R) seduces hurts them (shows L or R that they have made a mistake or ignores them) what might be their reaction? and what do they feel?

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Demonstrating that a Lesser of Mid-Ranger has made a mistake depends on whether fuel is provided at the same time. If so, it will be Challenge Fuel and therefore the L or MR will provoke to gain more fuel whilst asserting their authority to regain superiority.
          If no fuel then the pointing out of the mistake will be a criticism which will cause wounding and the ignition of fury. They will lash out with heated fury or cold fury.

          If you ignore, that is a criticism, so the outcome will be the same as the sentence above.

  8. Debbie says:


    There is no number 5, as we are too busy securing the anchor of our supertankers and clearing out as we ready to dock in a safe harbour on dry land.
    Busy busy.

  9. Debbie says:


    Paint ‘them’ grey in the UK or gray in the US and sell them off at the garden centre in the rockery section or leave them in a bleak grey area where it always rains…since they like to blend in so much let them blend into grey and become invisible.
    That way we are all happy.

  10. Debbie says:


    Send them to the set of a spoof of The Walking Dead called:
    “The Dead Do What exactly?…oh yeah..nothing”

    Varying whammies..
    List not exhaustive i.e

    a. A fitting epitaph.
    b. A background role.
    c. It isn’t funny.
    d. …whatever you think of
    if you get bored at the funeral.

  11. Flickatina says:

    3. If you are of a technical bent – you could rig him up as a drinks dispenser – just pull the arm down and a fresh drink comes out of…well, wherever you choose πŸ˜‰

  12. Flickatina says:

    Perhaps we should collectively write “50 Uses For A Dead Narcissist”?

    I’ll start us off…

    1. A very interesting TV cabinet

    1. HG Tudor says:

      If that happens I will make your Xbox malfunction!

      1. Flickatina says:

        2. Cut the head off and you have an unusual planter – what an ice breaker at parties!

        1. HG Tudor says:

          It’s all ever presence.

    2. 3. Use as an anchor for brand new tiara yacht…..purchased with cash from life insurance policy of course.

  13. jawad says:

    100% true

  14. jawad says:

    Thanks ..every informative site.

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