Chances are you are reading this on your mobile ‘phone, a tablet or a laptop, enjoying the mobility that is provided by accessing content such as this from an electronic device. You might be at home, curled up on the sofa or you quite possibly are reading this sat on a stool in the kitchen waiting for a pan to boil or a microwave to go ping. Alternatively, you may be on the bus or train, perusing this latest piece of writing with other people nearby and passing you by. Can you see the bus driver? You can. How did you know that it was him? By virtue of his position at the steering wheel of the vehicle, obviously. His uniform and company livery on his shirt, jumper or jacket might also tell you his role. You may be stopped at a station or some traffic lights and you can see a police officer handling an enquiry, marshalling the traffic, handing out a ticket or just casting a watching eye over the world around him or her. How did you know that he or she is a police officer? The uniform stands out most distinctly, as it is intended to do. Easy to spot isn’t he?

How about the man sat across from you? Who is he and what does he do? He is engrossed in the content of his tablet but you can see that he isn’t reading but is looking at some charts. An analyst maybe? A salesman checking his sales performance? A statistician looking over the latest data concerning crime rates in the city? He could be any of those couldn’t he but you could make an educated guess as to his role. What about the lady who is getting on the bus now, what can you tell about her? She is struggling with a buggy and two large bags of shopping as she is ensuring a toddler also clambers on board. Most likely a housewife and clearly a mother. You can see a wedding band on one of her fingers so she is married. Her husband is probably at work as she attends to the running of the house. You have gathered all that in a moment.

Perhaps you are walking home and as you scroll through this article you notice that someone is walking behind you. You lower your ‘phone and look over your shoulder to see a well-dressed gentleman walking briskly along carrying a briefcase. You do not regard him as a threat and you resume looking at your ‘phone as he catches you up and then passes you without incident. Your assessment of him was proven correct. Just like the time you approached a subway late at night and saw half a dozen tracksuit wearing youths hovering nearby. You were taller than them and older than them but something about the way they were stood made you realise that they were looking for trouble so you decided against taking the subway and found a different route albeit longer and circuitous but your safety mattered more than your aching feet.

You evaluate and assess everyone you meet. In conversations with friends you sit and listen and look for visual cues that they are interested in what you are saying. Poker players scrutinise their opponents as they look for the “tells” to assist their gameplay. Boxers stare into one another’s eyes before the bout begins seeing who will break off the stare first and concede a psychological advantage to his opponent. Judges watches witnesses carefully and through their facial expressions they are given hints as to whether the witness is giving his or her evidence in a truthful manner, this observation allowing the judge to assess the veracity of the witness. In bed with your intimate partner you will watch their face and listen to the sounds they make to ascertain what is working for them and what you should do more of. You can tell by the way somebody is walking through the office that with shoulders hunched and head down they are not in the mood to be approached and asked a question about a forthcoming meeting. That person in the corner of the room at the party is staring at the floor feeling too shy to speak to people. Each and every day you assess hundreds of people and make an instant decision as to who they are, whether you like them, whether you want to help them or if they present a threat to you. You instinctively know that certain ways the eyes look amounts to a warning, the slope of the mouth denotes irritation, the tilt of the head confirms a certain cockiness. The way someone stands, sits, walks and gesticulates all tells you something which you process in an instant. You gather so much from a lifetime of watching nostrils flare, lips thin, chins jut, brows furrow and eyes widen. Assessment after assessment is made and invariably accurate ones which enable you to negotiate your way through the day, through life as you interact with so many people in your private life, in business and socialising. You are highly adept at reading the signals, working people out and anticipating what will happen next. It is a highly developed and impressive skill.

Astonishing how much of this goes out of the window when you meet one of us.

20 thoughts on “Chameleon

  1. K says:

    Daily Mail:

    “Natasha Lycia Ora Bannan, senior counsel at the Latino Justice Puerto Rican Legal Defense and Education Fund, claimed Puerto Rican and Colombian heritage, according to Prism.”

    “Prominent human rights attorney, 43, who said she was Latina admits she is actually a white woman from Georgia – but defends her right to choose her ‘cultural identity'”

    (Entitlement, grandiosity, facade, fluidity, Character trait acquisition – she’s a Chameleon)

  2. Geraldine says:

    Lisa you made me lol that is what i am doing now too, total opposite of my previous mind set.

  3. So true brother!

  4. Stephanie Day says:

    I can pick out supply well now that I’ve been educated! What a great business model:) I can smell it a mile away now!

  5. kq says:

    I knew my ex was off and strange the first second we met eyes. And he was even more strange once he started to speak. Strange and weird is okay, but I didn’t at all see evil or “badness” for many years. I still flip between was he indeed a narc or does he just have asperbergs. Protip – lots of good googling to be had on that topic, guys!

    Each and every day at work I profile people, I always have. We have a true sociopath but he’s a doll to me, loves to flirt with me and I boost his ego with my attention. I don’t mind.

    I guess what’s I’m saying is I don’t care if you’re evil, as long as you’re not evil towards me.

  6. Iconoclast says:

    Ego ensures that we don’t hear the inner voice of reason.

    With sunglasses on we bask in the ethereal rays of golden period sun.

    If only I’d taken those sodding spectacles off.

  7. Sunniva says:

    The worst part of it all is the fact that he did show me his true self the first time I laid eyes on his face. I received a snap from an acquaintance where the two of them were drinking in the hot-tub at his Mountain Cabin. I could see from the picture that he was very drunk, and those eyes….alcohol unabled him to keep the mask on, and his true creature was the one showing in the picture. I remember thinking; if I go to that party I could risk being molested. I didn’t go, but I got to know him better over the next months, and my mask begun to fit him perfectly.

    So…when someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time.

  8. MyTrueSelf says:

    Social cues, cultural and societal norms have an influence on my assumptions about a person right or wrongly. My ex was from a different cultural background and so I took his style and behaviour to be due to shyness, language barriers, my lack of understanding of his cultural interpretations. I used these excuse for the longest time.

  9. Lisa says:

    As far as I’m concerned now, every single person i meet is a narcissist until they prove otherwise lol

    1. numb says:

      My sentiments exactly!

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  11. Stephanie Day says:

    Can you identify narcs from a social media page? I’m getting good at reading co dependents.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      I can

      1. Insatiable Learner says:

        Hi HG. Not sure if there is enough here but what about a female in her 60s frequently changing her FB profile picture, always a glamour shot with perfect hair and make up, either on the beach or sprawled on some covers or with an exposed shoulder, posing, always only a pic of herself even though she has a boyfriend who posts pics of them together but she did not have any of them together for some reason. I suspect she is a somatic narc. What do you think?

        1. HG Tudor says:

          It is an indicator certainly.

      2. numb says:

        Do tell then HG.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          With regard to what Numb?

      3. numb says:

        Would you be so kind to enlighten us as to the telltale signs identifying narcissists on social media.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Hello Numb, there are several articles on the blog dedicated to this. If you cannot find them, let me know.

  12. Diva says:

    “Astonishing how much of this goes out of the window when you meet one of us.”……..when you met one of us……past tense…..I have not been awake half the night for the past few weeks on this blog for nothing. I feel sure that I will see things very differently from now on…..I am only 1 narc away from knowing if there is any truth in that statement…..

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