The Narcissistic Truths – No. 170


37 thoughts on “The Narcissistic Truths – No. 170

  1. B says:

    Oh but the incessant drama is never their fault though is it!

  2. Sillyolperson says:

    Dear Mr Tudor,

    We’ve all really “taken the piss” out of this meme!

    Excellent ! 😂

  3. Just Me says:

    “It would, even more so by urinating on the floor.”

    Every. Single. Day.

  4. DebbieWolf says:

    Hahaha…love this meme…the other fella looking on prob thinking “WHAT THE..??!”

  5. Just Me says:

    “…some of our kind would urinate in front of a woman because of the sense of entitlement and lack of boundary recognition whilst having no regard to maintaining a facade of respectability.”

    HG, you’ve done it again. One picture, one sentence, so many answers. I excused his vulgar behaviors as being immature, I now see it was entitlement. Would it be correct to say this is also a way to insult and criticize my standards?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      It would, even more so by urinating on the floor.

      1. K says:

        Absolutely disgusting and I had a 500 pound mid-ranger piss all over my toilet and floor once. Some female lessers will menstruate on the furniture, letting it run down their legs, sometimes combined with feces. Some of the females will not bathe and will smell like urine, feces and rotten fish all at once. Lessers are repulsive.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Burn them. Burn them all.

      2. K says:

        Sweet. Plan B: burn them all. I like it.

      3. Dr. Harleen Quinzel PsyD. says:


        All I have to say is when he left a floater in the toilet that I happened to find hours later – I could have no joke vomited. I didn’t get the pleasure of seeing piss in the floor and toilet but he left skid marks in the toilet and I used to think – wow how do you not look after you flush? How aren’t you embarrassed? Ob wnd he left nail clippings in the sink. That was just gross.

      4. Dr. Harleen Quinzel PsyD. says:


        Omg I’m gagging….

        The fish hatchery….

        I hope they didn’t let anyone go down on them like that. I feel bad for the guy. Lol.

      5. K says:

        Dr Q PsyD
        These women are so disgusting that I can’t even imagine anyone going down on them EVER. But who knows what a narc will do for fuel. The smell was putrid!

  6. Lori says:

    It wasn’t having anything to do with being mannerly. It was more about me not having anything that I could make fun of him about (within his ‘human-ness”). We would joke about his acting like he was superhuman. It took him 3 yrs of being with me before he would actually admit he had to go to the bathroom (#2) and he or I needed to leave the house. I have 3 bathrooms in my home and he never felt comfortable enough to use them except for an occasional urination. And he was fine about disrespecting boundaries. He disrespected my boundaries one time by coming into my master bathroom (in my bedroom) while I was taking a bath and his 9 yr old son was right behind him… although the boy was sensitive enough to wait outside the bathroom door which was still open a little and a large mirror in front of it. I asked my narc why he would bring him upstairs with him like that and he commented “well, you know he’s afraid of being in a room by himself.” I told him he would have been fine by himself just outside the bedroom door. That’s just one example.

    Forgive me, as I’m still in the phase of connecting all the dots together and realizing what I’ve been dealing with the past several years. I keep shaking my head and muttering to myself “oh my God, really..?”

  7. Tappan Zee says:

    One never urinates in front of a woman.
    *Does that mean (omg omg omg) mine was not a narc?! he did. all the time. and made clint eastwood jokes about shaking it off more than twice was playing with yourself. ugg, *

    1. HG Tudor says:

      My point is one of manners, not especially to do with narcissism – some of our kind would urinate in front of a woman because of the sense of entitlement and lack of boundary recognition whilst having no regard to maintaining a facade of respectability.

      1. Tappan Zee says:

        HG– urinating. gag. yes. it was a piss-show.
        sort of (exactly) like that motorcyle drama meme.

    2. K says:

      Several of my lessers urinated and defecated with the door wide open. I have never seen this behavior in any of my mid-rangers.

      1. HG Tudor says:


      2. Dr. Harleen Quinzel PsyD. says:


        Mine came close. I was trying to finish up in the bathroom (I was putting on a facial mask) and he started to legit take a dump while I was there …. I ran out. He looked amused with himself.


      3. Dr. Harleen Quinzel PsyD. says:

        I’m all about eventually “getting comfortable” with someone but there are certain things that take it to a whole new level of disgusting.

        Like that’s totally cool you can talk about human gross shit and joke about taking a crap but when you cross the line of shitting while someone is five feet away – you’ve now entered nasty territory and that’s not okay lmao.

  8. Lori says:

    Mine would never pee in front of me. My strong belief is that he felt superhuman and didn’t want me to see the human side of him. Your thoughts, HG?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      One never urinates in front of a woman.

      Unless she is into that kind of thing of course.

      1. Dr. Harleen Quinzel PsyD. says:

        So you are saying you have never peed infront of someone you were with? Lmao

        (Exclude water sports lol)

  9. blackunicorn123 says:

    LOL! Brilliant!

  10. narc affair says:

    That about sums it up 😄 they even need attention taking a leak…

  11. Nina says:

    My ex said he never uses the urinal. He goes into the stall because he doesn’t like being watched. Makes me wonder… was he just paranoid or was it also a sense of shame?

  12. K says:

    I found the Classroom & Hollywood Narcissist very helpful, as well as, the other one that asked which narcissist did we think you were describing. I answered Greater Elite, because of the high level of malice. I think you should do more like these, so we can really understand the dynamic in everyday situations and become familiarized by it. Thanks.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      You are welcome.

  13. Noname says:

    Yeah, that’s truth. The attention seeking behavior is a concrete indicator.

  14. nikitalondon says:

    Agree the best of best. Love it and sooo truth. Even taking a coffee is a big event, waking up etc..All magnified all grandiose.

  15. Sillyolperson says:

    Dear Mr Tudor,
    Ain’t that the truth!
    They’re all drama queens, way worse than women! Haha
    They’re never happy ! You notice the big difference when they’ve gone!
    Pure bliss!
    Finally ….. sigh!
    Get a pet …. way more fun!
    Great meme … Thankyou

  16. Peaceful says:

    Holy sh*t! That says it all…
    Makes me chuckle…
    thank you for that one HG!!

  17. Ginger says:

    for real

  18. Patricia says:

    Such attention whores. Mine had flames painted on the side of his extra loud Harley.

  19. Patricia J says:

    lol at this picture.

  20. Dr. Harleen Quinzel PsyD. says:

    I can’t with you… 😂

    The picture is amusing and very true lol.

    The drama can be entertaining sometimes.

  21. Tappan Zee says:

    lolololololol right?
    best meme yet.
    says. it. all.

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