The New Year has arrived and with it of course came the repeated declarations of being delighted to say good riddance to the previous year and assert that 2018 would be “your year” whatever that actually means. The New Year brings with it new intentions, new desires, new aims and new horizons and the world […]

  Dear Toaster  Breath, I give you this name due to you having partaken of the twelve years of my wares. I need to inform you that I found your Refridgerator’s phone number. After she and I had lunch a month ago, she slipped your phone away, and cracked your “Set as Secret” numbers, while […]

“He is always in my mind.” “Try as I might I just cannot get him out of my head.” “I can’t stop thinking about him.” I am sure such comments or similar have been made by you at some point about the narcissist in your life. We have this formidable capability to get into your […]

When I come along in my luxurious and expensive motor vehicle it is too difficult to resist that open passenger door and you hop in without hesitation. I won’t be taking you for a gentle drive through undulating countryside nor for a meandering excursion along the coast. No. It is straight to the motorway. You […]