A Letter to the Narcissist – No. 51

toaster - letter to the narc


Dear Toaster  Breath,

I give you this name due to you having partaken of the twelve years of my wares.

I need to inform you that I found your Refridgerator’s phone number. After she and I had lunch a month ago, she slipped your phone away, and cracked your “Set as Secret” numbers, while you were Zannied Up and passed out. She almost duct taped you to the living room table. Luckily I talked her out of it.

We called your Washer, Dryer, Stove and finally your Can Opener. After lunch last week, we discussed your behavior, and you may have started noticing..one by one your Appliances mal-functioning.

Fear not, there are pictures.


The Toaster
Patricia J

P.S. Your Laundry is done. The ashes are in the fireplace.


12 thoughts on “A Letter to the Narcissist – No. 51”

  1. Loved your letter! Especially the end, “toaster” takes on a whole new meaning. Well done!

  2. Lovely! Wish I could do this, but my narc’s DS just posted pictures of the 2 of them on my FB page. The first picture is of her and my husband. The pictures of her and her husband are not visible unless you click on the “extra” pictures. Can’t believe how many stupid people are “liking” these pictures – they have no idea what is going on.

    1. Patricia Jean Russell,Are You Not Seeing Our Comments Because You’re A Toaster?If So ,Thank You For Your Letter ,Well Written, And Well Understood 👍🔌🏇🏪🆓.

  3. Hysterical, Patricia J! You deserve one of those applause boxes for this. For real~wish I could send you one!

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