Want to know what he really means?

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3 thoughts on “Decipher

  1. Sweetest Perfection says:

    “I miss you. I need you. I love you.” (I’m feeling very Julius Caesar today in my magnanimous power so let me recreate his Veni, Vidi, Vici, with the addition of the triple ego -because I’m worth it).

    “I love you. And I always will. No matter what happens, we will always be connected” (Gosh I’m good, doesn’t the overuse of punctuation sound more romantic and convincing? she will like that. I just decided I like her fuel, right now, I will cling to it like a moth to a bright bulb).

    “The strength of these feelings is what makes me pull back because of that intensity” (This will create a dramatic effect, like a tormented Hamlet whose heart and brain are divided “to love or not to love,” empaths like to conquer the heart of undecided guys. In actuality, I’m flirting with another victim but she’s not in the sack yet so I’m not jumping off the horse until I can secure another one).

    “You are a goddess, you are so so gorgeous” (… and this makes number 4, I must remember I also told her she is a goddess, and her, and her too).

    “I am sorry if you felt hurt. I never meant to make you feel that way” (Hey hey hey, sorry ma’am, but your feelings are yours so yes you are hurt but that’s not my problem and it will never be. You are so sensitive. Meanwhile, let me go weep in a corner because I didn’t get that promotion, life is so unjust!).

    I may be right or wrong but the amount of fun I’m having interpreting all of his BS is invaluable! Thanks for providing the fun manual, HG!

    1. Caroline R says:

      He’s weeping in the corner.
      Ha ha!

      1. Sweetest Perfection says:

        I’m not making it up! Haha.

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