You Are A Toaster

16 thoughts on “You Are A Toaster

  1. lisk says:

    This has me craving perfect toast and tea!

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Hot butter dribbling down your chin.

      1. njfilly says:

        Ha ha!!

        And jelly globs falling off the toast, and I look around suspiciously because I don’t want anybody seeing me lick the jelly off my shirt.

        (Not that I’ve ever done this. Just adding to the story.)

        1. Witch says:

          …you’re using my life to add to the story, yeah?

          1. njfilly says:

            Ha ha! Oh no! Tell me you don’t lick dropped food off your shirt!

            I always bib up if I know I’m about to eat unpredictable food. (Just kidding. I don’t wear a bib. Not in public anyway).

          2. Witch says:

            Yes I would in my own house. I also lick my plate and cutlery and I abide by the 5 second rule

        2. Alexissmith2016 says:

          Dirty girl NJ…and not in a good way Hahahah

          1. njfilly says:

            Ha ha! I’m dirty in a good way too!

      2. lisk says:


  2. Asp Emp says:

    I loved the humour in this video, HG.

    Laughing…. “the toaster does not sit on the kitchen counter and say please feed me some bread I want to toast today”…..

    On the subject of ‘faulty’ toasters, I recall throwing one into my garage – well, it was faulty, it’s not going to start screaming, is it?

  3. leelasfuelstinks says:

    This is great and very well explained, H.G! I love it. Very educational and also very funny 😀

    In a previous video you even mentioned the toaster which fires the bread back at you 😀 😀 😀 😀

    Guys, imagine a very handsome, successful, smart and elegant man: He gets his coffee in the morning and wants to toast some bread. Puts the bread into the toaster, pushes the button and suddenly the toaster yells “Kiss my ass” and fires the bread back at Sensei ´s head. 😀 😀 😀 😀 Hahahahaha!

    Sorry, Sensei, this toaster is from “Geyser Inc.” 😀 😉 lol 😀 😀 😀 😀

    1. BC30 says:

      Throwing things?? Who me?? 🥺 Never. 😝

      BTW it brings me great joy to know they think I am still on the shelf. Nope.

      1. leelasfuelstinks says:

        No way a Geyser would throw things 😀 😀 😉

    2. Asp Emp says:

      Leela, that was funny to read. Who knows, we already have computers and equipment that “talk” back ie Sat-Navs. Ok, in the perception of narcissists, appliances have been ‘talking back’ for years (laughing).

      “Geyser Inc”…. laughing…..

  4. Elizabeth Lowery says:

    Funny, I bought a toaster yesterday and actually thought of that. I have a question though,not necessarily about toasters but if you would be so kind to let light on a situation I would appreciate it so much. So I’ve messaged you before, every few years, as the dynamic has changed. I have been the IPPS for years but the moment I found out it went straight to NISS. We have a daughter. I couldn’t go no contact for these past 4 yrs I have been an NISS. He insisted we ” help each other and co parent. I was fine with the bullshit. On his days I could keep her away from him and play in the back yard in a world where we jumped on the trampoline or ran around the neighborhood following the ice cream truck. While he never bothered us. I got to the point I could no longer live that way. Which means I can no longer protect my child on his days. I got her in counseling, gymnastics. I have done what you suggested and make sure it’s as normal on my days with love, friends not speaking or bad mouthing him. She told me this morning taking her to his house it has to be worse than hell. She’s 9. Everyone has been involved but because he is so rich, charming, good looking.. …Manipulative, evil, violent, nobody takes it seriously. Of course because of the smear campaign…. Because I no longer will help him when he needs me too. Or go to dinner or be around him he has made it of course look like I’m crazy. Although I never answer text, talk during drop off. It’s completely no contact now but our daughter is paying the price. Is it better to sacrifice myself for her, or pray she’ll survive? Is there something I can do to help us both survive him?

    1. NarcAngel says:

      It’s great that you have recognized what is happening and are seeking assistance for your daughter. From your comment, it appears you would benefit from obtaining How To Co-Parent With A Narcissist from The Knowledge Vault, and a consultation with HG for assistance with your specific situation. Best to you.

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