Hark! The Somatic Narc


(To the tune of Hark the Herald Angels Sing)


Narc, the somatic loud does sing,

Returning from his latest fling,

Sexual conquests he finds wild,

Now it’s your turn to be defiled

Turgid all his erections rise,

With a blue pill that’s no surprise.

He wants your body to proclaim

You are the best I cannot complain

Narc the somatic he likes to swing

Sexual diseases he will bring

Narc, the highest heaven he assured,

Narc, with gifts he can’t afford,

Last in time behold him come,

Whilst he spanks you on the bum,

Exposed in flesh the god you’ll see,

Gathering fuel so expertly,

Pleased as punch he starts to swell,

He’s steamier than Emmanuel,

Narc, the seducer here to bring

Sexual conquest is his thing.

Hail the ripped,buff gym bunny,

Hail the displays of his money,

Gifts galore to you he brings,

Even one which often stings,

Looks so good you’ll want to cry,

See that twinkle in his eye,

Born to cheat online he’ll surf,

Bring you crashing down to earth

Narc the somatic with shiny ring,

Hoping to him you’ll always cling.

6 thoughts on “Hark! The Somatic Narc

  1. Joa says:

    I still love this photo even though it’s so vain πŸ™‚

    Of course, it reminds me of something specific, that’s why it evokes such warm feelings πŸ™‚

    Asshole, ha ha ha πŸ™‚

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  3. Asp Emp says:

    the dick pic without the dick…….hahahahahaha

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  5. Anna says:

    Brilliant! Ho Ho Ho… literally! Haha!
    I have tears in my eyes from reading that I cannot stop laughing. Very well written.
    Merry Christmas HG!

  6. JB says:

    Great adaptation, HG! Merry Christmas and a happy new year!

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