Target Acquired

I have new neighbours. A man and a woman. He seems pretty ordinary and that is reinforced by his choice of motor vehicle. It is inferior to mine. He engaged me in conversation over the garden fence although I did not listen to much of what he had to say as I was watching the woman. I suspect she feels lonely because all he did was talk about where he worked and what sports he liked and did not ask about me. If he is like that with his neighbour, he must be far worse with the woman. I told him my car was better than his. A simple statement of fact. This at least shut him up and enabled me to explain why my car is superior in looks, performance and reliability. This clearly impressed the woman as she kept looking over at me and smiling. I like her. I always have done. She is attractive. Very attractive and evidently feels a connection to me judging by the looks she kept sending me. I did not get chance to speak to her as Dullard tried to bring the conversation back to him, but I resisted and kept on telling him about my car and where I went on a driving holiday. Unfortunately this meant I could not speak to her and she went inside but I could sense she wanted to engage with me. I will call on her. Preferably when the Dullard is not there. I forget where he said he worked. It obviously was not meaningful.

39 thoughts on “Target Acquired

  1. 1RisenKnight says:

    HD, you hold in your malice when describing your encounters with others. Please stop. Give it all to us.

  2. WhoCares says:

    I just can’t help myself..
    Accusing HG of a lack of awareness is actually fairly amusing.

    Oh, and another topic – I vote Daniel Craig.
    But that’s a no-brainer.

  3. Lou says:

    Did the husband find out about the affair?

    1. HG Tudor says:


  4. Catherine Parr R says:

    Did the wife cheat on her husband with you?

    1. HG Tudor says:


      1. Catherine Parr R says:

        If the woman threw herself at you and you were too weak to resist then it is really not your fault that she cheated. You must have some serious game, or a massive wallet.

        Is your affair with her still on?

        1. HG Tudor says:

          There is and was nothing weak about me. I drew her in. Dirty Empath you see.

          1. NarcAngel says:

            Wallet. Thats a creative name for it lol.

            “Women are always after me for my wallet”
            “I have a heavy/huge/stuffed wallet”
            “My wallet is made from the finest skin and expands to suit all needs”
            “Let me just get my wallet out”………

          2. HG Tudor says:

            More bromide for NA, orderly!

        2. Duchessbea says:

          Catherine, really. He blatantly came between a man and a woman with no regard for their relationship or their love. What he felt about how they interacted with one another is irrelevant. Also, yes, it does take ‘two to tango’. She obviously was a willing participant with I’m assuming some impressive love bombing by HG. There is nothing to be high giving about here. Rather despicable if you ask me. Hmmmm. But none of my business.

      2. Chihuahuamum says:

        If her marriage was a solid fulfilling one she probably would of never cheated despite your charm and charisma HG. There was a crack in the armor. Hard to say tho without knowing her.
        Narcs go for where theres damage or weakness in some way and deep down they are ashamed about this and resent their victim for it. They resent having to feed on the weak instead of relying on themselves for their so called fuel.
        I get the sense with my narc he gets fuel from affairs thinking hes better than the partner thats being cheated on but is sorely mistaken bc its all fantasy. Hes never been married and lived under the same roof. Hes never gone thru stressful times with someone, not really. Its fantasy. If he did what the partner/s do i suspect hed bail. Hes not capable of being in a “real” committed relationship and i suspect he knows it thats why hes never married or lived with a woman. Still he gets his fuel and can pretend hes the better man.

      3. Catherine Parr R says:

        You understood NarcAngel. Lol
        A massive wallet to fit any ‘leaky’ budget. Whoop that wad.. 🕯

        After 2 years of mutual ‘contact’ is the Dirty Empath leaving her husband for you? And will you leave your UIPPS for Ms. DE?

      4. MB says:

        Everybody wants to devour the drama that is the life and times of HG. Why you gotta be so interesting and mysterious? Will you ever write it all down or better yet launch your own soap opera? Who would you cast to play your part?

        1. NarcAngel says:

          Hey MadSkills. Thats what the M stands for yes?

          Funny you should ask that question. I wondered just the other day who HG would choose to play him in the movie about his life (assuming he could not do it himself or for the role of his younger self)

          I came up with Christian Bale
          Care to share your choice?

          1. HG Tudor says:

            I am an actor but I m not a trained actor, therefore I would choose Christian Bale or Daniel Craig.

          2. NarcAngel says:

            Excellent choices. I will watch for your cameo though as we all know you will not be denied.

          3. MB says:

            You know it, NA! MadSkills B.

            On a similar note, I was once in one of those self esteem type rah rah feel good conferences and they asked us what our anthem was. You know, our theme song our fight song, like it was just natural that everybody had one. Not only did I NOT have one, I couldn’t even think of a good one on the fly and try to fit in. Nice job making us feel good about ourselves there Ms. motivational speaker lady. (I have one now btw)


            When I asked HG that, it made me wonder who I would choose to play me if there was a script of my life story. So I’ve been thinking about it and decided I would reply if HG did. Either he didn’t or your notification came through first but what the hell.

            Reese Witherspoon, not that she looks like me, but she’s the girl next door, mostly wholesome, but not a prude, smart but a little ditzy, funny and not afraid to laugh at herself.

            For HG, I don’t know. He has described himself, but I can’t envision him that way in my mind which makes no sense. The vision I have is akin to Anthony Hopkins. The voice, the intelligence, the presence. I know he’s younger and definitely more handsome, but that’s how my mind sees him; at least until I see him at the convention 🙂

      5. Catherine Parr R says:

        Hey HG Tudor if you don’t want to provide an answer to my questions please clearly state as such so I can stop wasting my time typing here.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Hey Catherine, do keep in mind that there is no automatic entitlement to an answer since I receive over a 1000 communications a day and whilst I would like to answer everybody :-

          1. Time does not permit me to do so
          2. Often the answers are in my work already if people expend some time in reading
          3. The consultations are the sure-fire route to gaining definitive answers, hence why that option was created
          4. I have often answered certain questions already (sometimes repeatedly) and therefore whilst I appreciate some people may not realise that that is the case because they are recent arrivals and cannot read every comment that has gone before, it is a valid reason why an answer may not be given by me.

      6. Catherine Parr R says:

        I never considered having automatic entitlement. On the contrary my plan was to read each article from the first to the last as a substitute to the many books written by you which I have already spent time reading, and ask one or two small questions about each article, then a follow up consultation or two after familiarzing myself in depth with your work.

        You opted to educate me about your rules with a very long post which you had time to type instead of answering a simple question. It was quite unnecessary.

        My good intentions were thwarted by your lack of understanding and awareness after all.

      7. Catherine Parr R says:

        In light of recent comments it would then be reasonable to infer that your refusal to answer my simple question about your affair with ‘the wife’ was to protect NA’s’ feelings?! Well that was unexpected.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Ha ha very good. If you wish to restate your question I shall look at it.

      8. Catherine Parr R says:

        It’s no longer important. That ‘rule’ warning was extreme and you should apologise to me.

      9. Catherine Parr R says:

        Celebrating the World Cup win in Paris my favorite Dom Pérignon Rose Gold 1996. Woo! What are you drinking to celebrate your team Mr. Tudor?

        1. HG Tudor says:


  5. Joy4Life says:

    I am glad you are gone. How much longer will you be?

  6. Gary Spotts says:

    OMG you’re so much fun to read!

  7. MLA - Clarece says:

    I believe your focus is on someone new, “Kim”?

    1. malignnarc says:

      I have Kim to occupy me but Fiona is a fresh and exciting target for me.

  8. magpie884 says:

    42 days later…what’s the status? Lol

    1. malignnarc says:

      Who is counting? More updates on those machinations are in the pipeline dear magpie.

      1. magpie884 says:

        Patience is a virtue, eh?

        1. malignnarc says:

          It certainly is Magpie when I am hunting down some lovely, fresh fuel. I usually don’t have time for patience, save when someone new present themselves in my crosshairs.

    2. Catherine Parr R says:

      Are you still neighbours with the couple in this story?

      1. HG Tudor says:

        No, I no longer am.

      2. Mary says:

        HG, are you still in touch with/involved with the wife?

        1. HG Tudor says:

          I am still in contact, yes.

      3. MB says:

        It’s until either he dies or she does y’all

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