The Twelve Days of a Narcissist’s Christmas

I thought I would compose this little ditty for you all to sing in order to imbue a sense of festive cheer as we approach Christmas.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my narcissist gave to me

Twelve reasons why I am useless,

Eleven days of silence

Ten shifts of blame

Nine affairs so far

Eight different excuses

Seven times of gas lighting

Six temper tantrums

Five golden periods

Four frenzied hoovers

Three people in this marriage

Two black eyes

And a massive case of PTSD

8 thoughts on “The Twelve Days of a Narcissist’s Christmas

  1. Magda says:

    PTSD OCD and eating disorder. …

  2. OMG! This is great! So sad that so many of us can identify with that very poem applying to our um…..”men.”

  3. survivednarc says:

    Agreeing with alexis2015s, the brand new and unexpected present for mr. Narc will be the discovery that there is No Contact implemented all through Christmas, New year’s and 2016😉

  4. Freedom says:

    Love it 😊

    Also love your reply Alexis

    Ho Ho Ho

    Merry discard

  5. alexis2015s says:

    And a no contact silence from me 😉

    1. malignnarc says:

      Oh that will never do !

  6. Megan says:

    Reblogged this on Finding my way home and commented:
    Too painfully funny not to share…

    1. malignnarc says:

      Thanks Megan.

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