Death Watch Beetle


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“As long as I have a want. I have a reason for living. Satisfaction is death.”

So said George Bernard Shaw. To us satisfaction is not death but we derive satisfaction from death, the death of others. I wrote about how I rarely attend funerals and explained the reasons why, but that is not to say that we will not use the instances of dying and of death to our distinct advantages. Indeed, where the spectre of death looms waiting to cut that last slender link between the person and life, with his sharpened scythe, our kind come crawling from the woodwork in order to avail ourselves of the copious fuel that is available. Should you see one of our kind re-appear after an absence, there is a reasonable chance that the sickly sweet smell of death has attracted us.

Should we learn that a family member or friend is about to shuffle off this mortal coil, then this presents a marvellous opportunity for our kind. To begin with, the façade can be maintained through demonstrating false compassion about the circumstances of the person whose demise is imminent. We know all the phrases to rollout to the procession of visitors and comforters who are drawn to the bed of the dying individual. We delight in keeping a vigil besides this person even though we may not have bothered with them in years. Should someone be as bold to question why we have appeared now of all times after remaining away, we will seize on such an unwarranted observation to castigate the questioner.

“How can you ask such a thing like that, at a time like this?”

“This isn’t about me; it is about Uncle Malcolm.” (How we say this with a straight face still surprises me.)

“You can talk, what have you done for her lately?” (Which will be asked even if we know that the questioner has been a total rock to the dying individual)

Our response will be designed to draw an emotional reaction and allow us to drink of the fuel provided.

We will provide the rudimentary appearance of caring, although it is all for show. We will of course leave the heavy lifting work to other people. We are not there to change the pus-ridden bandages or sooth the fevered brow. We will not clean up after someone soils themselves or spills food and drink down their front from shaking, tremulous hands. Not at all, but we will do what we do best and shower words of empty kindness, false compassion and fake consideration towards the ill individual. This makes us look good in the eyes of all assembled and their nods of approval and muttered thanks not only provides us with fuel but adds to the façade’s maintenance. We are a good stick for travelling all this way (we were coming anyway for another reason) and offering such eloquent words of comfort to all assembled.

Watch us as we move amidst family members, friends, colleagues and neighbours who turn up to see if they can help as we position ourselves as gatekeepers. Nobody gains admittance without seeing us first so that we may suck in the fuel that comes with such a heightened emotional situation. Tearful siblings, stern-faced uncles, bewildered cousins all ripe for us to send a pleasant and supportive comment towards, purely to receive their thanks, gratitude and approval.

We will not allow the person whose sands of time are running out to inhabit centre stage one last time as we camp on to their ground, usurping them through an exhibition of apparent concern and compassion. Watch carefully and you will see that we do not actually do anything for the dying person, that is not our role, there are minions for that and it is all beneath us. Instead, we see this as a chance to draw fuel and appear to be a supportive individual who is pulling everyone together and ensuring that the dying person’s final days are as happy and as comfortable as possible.

We have seen enough times what needs to be said in order to produce the tears, the slowly dipped head and the weak smile, the attempt to be brave despite the heavy sadness. Inside we do not feel this as we greet each person. We feel empowered at the fuel that flows. We hover by the bed, watching over the new arrival’s interaction with our charge, commenting on what we have been doing for them (in fact it will be someone else who has cared for them but we are content to take the credit) so we gain additional approval and thanks. We regard these visitors as having come really to see us, to thank us for our work, our generosity and our greatness, rather than the dying, shrivelled person in the bed nearby. Like some morbid cuckoo we appear and take over this person’s final act, claiming it for ourselves, our fuel lines snaking towards anybody and everybody who appears.

Of course there even remains the opportunity to draw fuel from the dying individual. Though they may look at us through morphine-hazed eyes and mumble medicated words which are difficult to discern, the tightness of their grip on our arm or hand tells us plenty about how they appreciate what we are doing. As their time on this world draws to a close, we still see the chance to pull some fuel from this person as we trot out the familiar platitudes at a time like this. We do not say them to convey comfort, but only to ensure that appreciation, gratitude and thanks comes our way and in turn fuels us.

As guardian and comforter-in-chief we position ourselves at the centre of everything during this period. We do little but direct others and issue our spoken commands and observations, all of which being self-serving. We will endeavour to create yet more fuel by leaning in low and listening intently as the dying person speaks, perhaps their last words as we nod and gently pat them with our hand, the chosen one for their final speech. We will take these words and use them to our advantage. Should the grieving widow, let’s call her Emily ask what her now departed husband said, we might dismiss his actual words and say,

“He said, tell Emily I am sorry for what I did.”

Her look of confusion at our false utterance will provide fuel. Alternatively, we might say,

“He said, tell Rose I love her so, so much.”

Her puzzled look as she asks “Who is Rose?” generates a further dollop of fuel.

Then again, we may pretend that some huge secret has been imparted to us and that we cannot say what it is in order to draw questioning and attention to ourselves.

Indeed, there may be instances where there is that last chance to draw some negative fuel, to make those dimmed eyes flare one last time in shock, hurt and confusion. An opportunity to lean in close and whisper a final caustic sentence, designed to consign this wretched person to spend their final moments in torment, unable to respond effectively, their grimaces and clawing indicative of the discomfort that has been caused by the parting savagery that has been gently spoken into their ear. A parting burst of negative fuel which underlines our sense of omnipotence that we can still achieve this even at a time like this. Such an act is usually saved for someone who we truly believe deserves it.

I have watched in my time a master practitioner at such behaviours. From silent child made to sit and observe, through to knowledgeable adult who can see straight through this veneer and who knows what is really being done. I have seen all these moves, actions and behaviours meted out by this supposed bastion of compassion and all the while I knew what was really going on.

I may not have copied all those behaviours extensively myself – usually because time has never permitted me to spend such days providing such a vigil – but I have seen it when younger and snapshots when older, as well as recollections from others which all fits together. I know what she does. When she arrives, immaculately attired, heels clicking away on the floor as she assumes centre stage, I focus on that click click clicking and know that the death watch beetle has arrived.

I have learned and I may yet choose to apply those lessons should the need arise, but I know for sure that I will seek that last fountain of negative fuel before the death rattle. I know who I will save my choice comment for in order to achieve that satisfaction from death.

34 thoughts on “Death Watch Beetle

  1. 1jaded1 says:

    This is tragic. Like MS says, I hope you find peace. No more words for this one.

  2. Miss_stress says:

    I know what it feels like to feel tormented with no resolve.

  3. Laura says:

    What pray tell will the be your last choice comment to the master practioner?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      “it was an accident and you’ve always known that. More to the point, you didn’t know I knew that, but I do.”

      1. Miss_stress says:

        HG and if you know, can you not release it for your own well being. Shut down the torment for yourself and release the guilt that chains you to the past? If it were me, I would impart that to her now where time will allot her to ruminate over such knowledge.
        But, as they say, timing is everyhting and her time will come.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Yes it will.

      2. Miss_stress says:

        It may seem sweet to savour such at the end, but I assure you It may not be so. Which do you need more, her to know you know or her to know her fault? To live with it, opposed to dying with it?
        I suppose I see it with my mindset and I suffer guilt and blame, whereas she would not. So, perhaps, your way is more effective game plan. Pardon, my thinking out loud. Add it it my list, thinks too much. That is a fact, I do.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Both equally, one equates to the other.
          The list grows……

          1. Miss_stress says:

            I understand fully.

      3. Miss_stress says:

        My wish for you is for all to be resolved before such a deathbed revelation.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          That is appreciated.

      4. mlaclarece says:

        Did this have something to do with the person who went away who made you feel “safe” as a child?

        1. HG Tudor says:


  4. So Sad says:

    This is the only time I’ve had to stop reading one of your posts half way through HG.. .. Narcs taking fuel from a dying person .. NO .Just No ..

    1. nikitalondon says:

      Same here so Sad.
      Was heartbreaking. Could not even make my movie as I usually do with the HG magic… Fuel from a dying person is the cold of the coldest. 😢😢

      1. twinkletoes says:

        I knew a borderline who stole the off her aunt’s corpse to feed a drug addiction. She also took pain medication from a dying child…it could be worse I guess.

        1. nikitalondon says:

          OMG yes this is 1 mio times worse.
          Actually in this blog is relative because all the posts are wonderful to read, either you gain understanding, knowledge, or this movie that HG is able to create in my mind with his writings or all together, its just amazing to read, so when something a bit shocking comes then its like OOOPS, but all is relative if we compare to what you just described. Nevertheless all this fakery around the death of somebody is painful enough because we all go through that situation, while the other cases you describe are exceptiinally horrible. Not everybody gets to see such cold acts.

        2. nikitalondon says:

          Read this afain because I am deleting emails.. Got goose bumps again reading about the BL getting the medication from the kid.. There are really people with very cold hearts and calculating everthing 😞😞

  5. Evan711 says:

    Frightening behavior… Savage…. I watched G behave in this exact way when his father was dying… An Oscar worthy performance…

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Indeed they usually are.

  6. mlaclarece says:

    You’ll be her gatekeeper on her eternal trip to hell. Maybe then The Creature will finally be silenced allowing you to start experiencing peace?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Perhaps but I recognise that this is a three-headed beast Clarece.

    2. twinkletoes says:

      That made no sense.

  7. twinkletoes says:

    Oh I get it, my illness provided no fuel. Otherwise he would have pretended to care.

    How to forgive someone that regrets nothing? I cannot make peace from this.

  8. 2mpathetic says:

    Dear Mictlantecuhtli,
    I totally cracked up over the last words part. Here are a few more good ones.

    What did they say to you?
    “She/He knows”
    “I didn’t mean to do it”
    “There’s money in the…..”
    “I was forced to comply with it”

    Oh always new material with you HG. I find you very entertaining.

    Hyper-villigence is a gift don’t you agree?
    Stab or Refusal which side?
    It is a learned behavior from unpredictable role models. (Did u use your hyperviligence just now?)

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Hypervigilance is imbued as a consequence of what we do. I like the examples you gave.

  9. Miss_stress says:

    This timely posting makes me quite sad, based on my reply regarding a childhood funeral experience still in moderation.
    D lured me not even months after my mum died, she died two weeks after his father died. He never demonstrated any saddness over the death of his dad and never showed me any consoling On the death of my mum, which left me quite unconsolable. Despite how or what my mother was, I still loved her and took care of her in her illness. Before she died, months prior when she was doing better and recovering, I tried to seek her admittance of issues from. My childhood. Thinking timing wise she might be amenable to discussion. She denied and became enraged and banned me from calling or visiting the hospital. My dad, for first time showed displeasure at her for doing such to me and after three weeks. She changed her mind, no apology though. Her death has left me without closure, in the way I required. D would say, she was a horrid woman, what more do you need. She is gone now. Of course, he couldn’t understand, he couldn’t even look at his own childhood and what troubled him with his own mother to a key him what he is.

    I am not good at funerals emotionally. I try to tell myself before and during to control emotions, I take so many kleenexes as I know how I am. It is when I Listen to the family speaks of loved ones that I cannot hold back my emotions. I don’t do some loud disrupting outburst, more silent a sobs and much wiping of eyes and sniffling and not making eye contact with others.
    I had my friends estranged brother hit on Me at their mums funeral, I attended, he kept remarking how much I looked like Amy Lee. I found it disturbing and asked my friend to please have a talk to him and be more respectful at his mothers funeral. He left not long after, insulted.

    I couldn’t imagine making a scene at such an occasion or causing any further pain to family members. Death of loved ones is traumatic enough to cope with.
    HG, your mum does sound to be a cold and calculating creature. I can fathom a taste of your childhood and still now. My condolences for the death of your true self, innocence and childhood.

    A potent and emotional posting, indeed.

  10. Cara says:

    Ohhhhhhhhhh yes, the death of a relative or close friend. The funeral is THE event for a narcissist. In my mother’s case, it’s a reason to shop for a new black dress (with matching purse, shoes, and baubles), to dress my father in his best suit, to have myself and my sisters (and my brother in law these days) and my niece and nephew (in THE best toddler attire), and we have to be there to make her look good. Doesn’t matter that she always referred to cousin Gus as “that old gin blossom” while he lived, now that he’s dead, he was a good man, a devoted husband (to whichever wife he was married to when he dropped dead), a loving father to his children, blah blah blah, etc. And while at the funeral games, my mother will tell the other relatives that my niece is already reading at only four years old, or that my sister got ANOTHER raise at work, or that I’m considering going back for another master’s degree (she’ll tell them this whether it’s true or not), all to aggrandize herself.

    1. Miss_stress says:

      Death to her seems more akin to a movie premiere….a good show and a social event. With no comprehension or care of the sorrow that others must feel.

      1. Cara says:

        That’s exactly what it is…a social event. And she’ll talk about which funeral was better/worse. “Peggy’s kids didn’t spend that much on the food they put out after, not like Anita’s kids.”

        1. Miss_stress says:

          I know I shouldn’t be laughing, but it is comical to a certain extent the way they go on with What they perceive to be an acceptable manner. Must say, I do enjoy your comments and the way you present them, Cara. It is like a scene set up where I can visualize the scenario you explain.
          How often to you see or converse with your mum on a weekly basis. Does she call you daily?

          1. Cara says:

            We speak daily, I see her once a week

          2. Miss_stress says:

            What is the variance Of Who calls who. I ask because my mum Would want me to call her daily if I did not she would call me and I would see her when in same town two to three times a week. Inviting her and dad for supper at least once week. This will sound awful, but I detest phone conversations because of my mum. She was near impossible to get off the phone, it took, five times, of well, I have to go now mum…to end conversation.

          3. Cara says:

            I call her

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