Hark the Somatic Narc!

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Narc, the somatic loud does sing,

Returning from his latest fling,

Sexual conquests he finds wild,

Now it’s your turn to be defiled

Turgid all his erections rise,

With a blue pill that’s no surprise,

He wants your body to proclaim

You are the best I cannot complain

Narc the somatic he likes to swing

Sexual diseases he will bring

Narc, the highest heaven he assured,

Narc, with gifts he can’t afford,

Last in time behold him come,

Whilst he spanks you on the bum,

Exposed in flesh the god you’ll see,

Gathering fuel so expertly,

Pleased as punch he starts to swell,

He’s steamier than Emmanuel,

Narc, the seducer here to bring

Sexual conquest is his thing.

Hail the ripped,buff gym bunny,

Hail the displays of his money,

Gifts galore to you he brings,

Even one which often stings,

Looks so good you’ll want to cry,

See that twinkle in his eye,

Born to cheat online he’ll surf,

Bring you crashing down to earth

Narc the somatic with shiny ring,

Hoping to him you’ll always cling.

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53 thoughts on “Hark the Somatic Narc!”

  1. Bravo, HG! Nicely captured the spirit of the somatic narc! Brilliant! Do they really take a blue pill? That explains endurance and, even, perhaps, size? 🙂 I was with one of these, and I confess I was really addicted to his appearance. I thought he was perfect.

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  2. Hilarious HG!
    I used to hear ” I want to be the best you have ever had”
    “I want you to tell me I’m the best”
    “I want your body to be as sweaty as the other night”
    I could never understand why she said these.
    Her stamina exhausted me and it was all so she could hear how great she was.
    Again I tried to explain that it wasn’t all about those things. She wasn’t thinking what I was thinking.

    Thanks for making me laugh tonight.

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    1. I agree SW. it’s not about only sex… 10 y down the line and I still have very disturbed nights… every night….
      I could go deeper but shame won’t let me…

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      1. Hi Hypnotised,
        I’m sorry you had to experience that for 10 years.
        It was hard for me to grasp that it was all about her performance. I had to completely understand this. HG helped me pick this topic apart.

        If you want someone to tell you that you are the best than you better put on a performance to back that up and she wanted that more than anything. This must have been high on the fuel scale for her. She bragged about it often. It’s a shame because she won’t ever understand the loving, caring part of sex.

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  3. you cheeky poet, perhaps this will make a good rap song instead of a Xmas carol.
    A guy like this would turn me off. I like them to be fit but the attitude would dry me up.

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  4. Why? Why do they do this? Why, knowing what he is, knowing I will NEVER allow his filthy hands to ever touch me…why do I feel I am clinging? To what??? Aaarrrgghh! This is not me! But, it is me.

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    1. STILL CONFUSED Clinging to the dream, clinging to yourself. Once you realize it is all about you (the mirror effect) then you know that you take it all with you. It is an illusion that they have a piece of you. It is your reflection you are seeing, not what they are. Go look in a real mirror, it is all still there.

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  5. beautifully done. You know I always think of my last night with him — I didn’t end up having sex with him coz something felt off… the touch was cold and not loving and it hurt. So I backed off and he FLIPPED. Kept talking about how he is a real man and how good he is in bed. And how upset he was that I didn’t respect his choice given he was ‘turned on’. What do you make of this? He stopped talking to me after that and only after I chased him did he do the honor of dumping me on the phone

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    1. You were not meant to back off. You were meant to fawn over him to find out what was wrong and thus give him fuel. By failing to do so and backing off you wounded him, hence his reaction which was the ignition of his fury designed to draw fuel from you by going on the attack.

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      1. He was being impatient. He was always so tender and loving. This time it felt emotionless. It was painful – physically too. So I stopped. And then when he started sulking I said it’s fine let’s do this and he said no way and started yelling. That’s when I retorted. After that he made me feel miserable and I kept crying and sending him notes of love. But he had moved on…. ;'(

        I thought I was wrong… was I?

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      1. it’s not her fault dear G. nearly everthing here is being transformed into something different. .. I am the same. You can easily drill something my head and it will stay there.
        Nevertheless it’s AMAZING and amusing. You are the only man of so many talents my dear G. !! 👏👏👏👏👑🎉🎇

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      1. Actually I oversaw the marketing for the gaming ship in Texas and in Florida. There is a radio commercial on youtube that an ex employee posted.
        I am a consumer, a big one, so I use this to think in the terms of marketing. Do you know it is the most difficult thing to gauge, the marketing dollar?

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      2. I have been told a camera should follow me around. I do not mean to be funny but it is how I see the world. People find it amusing. I say the darnedest things and it is all very natural.
        But at times I am shy and it is when I need my mouth the most.

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  6. My Somatic narc never gave me a gift. Why do you think that is, HG? I was never a primary source. Does it have anything to do with no gifts?

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      1. He gives a lot of hot air.
        Like SW’s ex too, I would always get the follow up texts the day after we would be together wanting to know how well he… pleasured me.
        Ehhhh!

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  7. I am having difficulty not commenting on some images that have penetrated into my mind. I will stop now before I can not do so…

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  8. You know, I usually like the pics your minion selects but this one…meh. This guy is not hot for a somatic, that face is not doing it for me….

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      1. You mean in your memes? Oh, let me guess! You are in the suit with the gas mask on, with that hot chica on the chain?

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      2. I just knew one of the pics must be you! Which one is it?! I would go through all of the graphics again but there are too many…
        Isn’t it a bit risky though?! Actually, you must be lying. You would not take such a big risk. You fooled us again!! 😩

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  9. This describes my narc. Except he didn’t give me gifts. I love it when he bench presses, lifts weights, does sit ups. I hate the sexual liasons. He has stopped the latter, or so he says.

    HG i miss u💗💗💗
    Have you ever posted a shirtless pic online?

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  10. „You are the best I cannot complain!”
    Thats what I have heard from him.
    Before we became intimate he told me, that the Sex with his ex girlfriend was the best, because she did everything that he wanted.
    At the beginning he was amazing. Later his touch was mechanical. Cold and unloving. He acted like a Pornostar!

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  11. Hi Mr. Tudor. Would I anger a somatic if I start dating his son… The younger better version of him?
    I appreciate your input.

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      1. Even better! Hard to see that in a mid because they’re so passive. But if I could spark off his fury… Woo hoo!
        Thank you for your quick response!

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