The Narc Days of Christmas – No 8


34 thoughts on “The Narc Days of Christmas – No 8

  1. Z says:

    This is why Lieutenants and Flying Monkeys need to scrub underneath their nails so well.

  2. Not So Sad says:

    Narcs only smear out of fear . Fact .

  3. Cara says:

    Yup…the shit has hit the fan (and splattered everywhere)

  4. AH OH says:

    You all need to watch Two Girls and a Cup. I am sure the conversation will end on the topic of Fecal matter. Just saying.

    There was a stuffed poo pillow at the store. No crap. I almost bought it for my son.

    1. Indy says:

      Ah Oh….not the poo in the cup discussion!!! That imagine….ewwwwwww

      Yes, I saw many Poo Pillows at the pet store the other day, large ones the size of a dog…this pillow, not poo…hahahahhah

      Who would have thought we would buy shit….literally.

      1. HG Tudor says:

        I am issuing a Poo Prohibition Notice. No more shit talk, my brethren talk enough of it already.

        1. Indy says:

          Notice noted. I like this side, please do more. Get your bad ass authoritarian self on the blog. Tell it like it is! Issue notices! I need practice on how to behave under a dictator next year. Nah, I will be my bad self anyway.

          1. HG Tudor says:

            That made me laugh. Best laugh a little now as Tudor’s Secret Police will be kicking your door in just about now…..

          2. Indy says:

            Ah, you have your own Secret Service too! Its a new trend in executive protection, I hear. I may have to buy one for me too, on Amazon. Made to order secret service people. I want the brunette with a brain and a gun, with a size 13 boot. This IS how you get them, right? …Ahhhh, here’s one. “professionalism, experience and discretion”

            I hear that brains over brawn is the new thing in secret service.
            Good, lord. I hope the internet will not be censored soon. Shoot, HG, get to publishing FAST!! 😉

          3. Indy says:

            hahahaha…you got duplicate comment control on now…nice! It was actually kind of funny, I thought my comment did not go through so I tried to resend and it said to me I already sent that one…LOL

      2. Love says:

        Lol Indy I’ve had plenty of practice. Don’t worry. Just go off the grid.

      3. Love says:

        Lol the Secret Police always post my comments at the end of the thread. Lol back of the bus I go.

  5. DFA says:

    Well alrighty now, somebody needs to treat themselves to some tlc

  6. 1jaded1 says:

    7 weeks not speaking
    6 days of lying
    5 old things
    4 nasty words
    3 false friends
    2 violent shoves
    And an overnight stay in A and E

    1. Indy says:

      I love that you are keeping this all organized into a list 🙂 It makes it a bit more entertaining! I am now singing it. Sad sad sad…I think I will go back to playing with my bubbles and play dough here at work. LOL

      1. 1jaded1 says:

        I’m not sure why I’m compelled to do this bc I hate lists. Maybe it’s to see it holistically. It is sad. What’s also sad is that my phone has it memorized.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          I am rather pleased you are doing it 1jaded because of course each day the previous days ought to be repeated.

          1. 1jaded1 says:

            Oh no! Here I am doing what “ought” to be done.

  7. AH OH says:

    do you know why it is poo? because the narc talks so much shit.

    1. 1jaded1 says:

      So true!

  8. NarcAngel says:

    Well that person suffers some sort of internal terrorism lol.

    1. 1jaded1 says:

      Fecal explosion. Ick!

    2. Love says:

      Lol they need more roughage

  9. AH OH says:


    1. Indy says:

      Ew I thought 💩💩 too… I have a random question, why does the Poo emoticon only smile? That needs to be an angry poo! And, no, im not smoking!!!!

      1. Love says:

        Lol 😂 but it is so funny to see it when high.

        1. Indy says:

          Hahahha…were you smoking and looking at poo emoticons?????
          I still want an angry poo emoticon!!

          1. HG Tudor says:

            Isnt an angry poo known as constipation?

          2. Indy says:

            Yes, LOL I had to look that up. There is also a video game called “angry poo”….

          3. HG Tudor says:

            What is more troubling Indy is that you know about this!

          4. Indy says:

            I found it accidently ***looks to the side*** ***fidgets fingers***

          5. 1jaded1 says:

            Thank you for the laughs Indy.

      2. Love says:

        Lol Indy I need to watch this video when high 😀

  10. NarcAngel says:

    I really hope thats chocolate or fig jam.

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