Kiss Me

KISS ME

 

The kiss is probably the pinnacle of romanticism from everything that I have observed. The couple who flirt with one another throughout the film in an attempt to create a will they or won’t they scenario, finally kiss and everybody smiles. The kidnapped child is finally reunited with his parents and is smothered in relieved kisses. The power of seduction that exists in that first kiss between a passionate couple which then leads to their love making. A kiss good bye on a steam filled railway platform. As ever, books and films have played their part in elevating the status of the kiss to near legendary status.

Like so much of what I do, the kiss is a weapon which I use to maximise the impact of my machinations. At the outset I shall use it to overpower you. You are unlikely to have much resistance to my overtures following my campaign of love-bombing but if there is any it will be obliterated the first time I kiss you. I have studied a thousand  kisses. From Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr in From Here to Eternity to Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh in Gone With the Wind through to Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze in Ghost. I have viewed Audrey Hepburn jump from her taxi to kiss George Peppard in the rain in the film, Breakfast at Tiffany’s and the post-nuptial kiss between Prince Charles and Princess Diana. It is not just the famous kisses that have been subjected to my scrutiny. I have sat at railway stations and watched the greeting kiss, full of excitement and passion or the departure kiss which encapsulates longing. I have watched the almost frenzied and desperate embrace that arises from a man finally ensnaring his quarry in a nightclub after spending a couple of hours chatting her up. Whilst sipping from my drink in a restaurant I see hundreds of kisses between spouses, lovers, friends and acquaintances all delivered in different styles with varying emphasises. All of this knowledge is collated and stored ready for my use.

I have been told many times how good a kisser I am. I am blessed with full lips and therefore do not suffer the sometimes dispassionate affliction that can befall those who have lips of a thinner nature. From my observations I have learned to make my advance slowly, lingering just in front of the other person’s lips as I reach a hand up to cradle their neck and let my fingers lightly caress the back of their neck. My soft lips press gently against theirs and then I retreat slightly before advancing again and then retreating. I do this several times before allowing my mouth to press on to theirs and remain there as we lock our embrace, lips moving slowly together, each time moving a little wider until a tentative tongue gently probes and touches against hers. My tongue flicks back and forth as the embrace grows stronger. I can hear her low moan of delight and know that this approach is working. I reach another arm around her and pull her closer to me, bodies pressed against one another and now her mouth has opened wider, her own tongue almost battling with mine. I know that the tingle will be racing up and down her spine; I know that she will feel the churning in her stomach and that light headedness will be sweeping across her. I am well practised in the art of the seductive kiss and during our golden period I shall allow you to experience it often. I shall do it when we meet in my house at the end of the day, I will embrace you in that fashion when I lead you by the hand to our bedroom and I shall surprise you by grabbing hold of you in the lift and kissing you in this way.

What of course is all the sweeter about being able to embrace you in such a scintillating fashion is the fact that I will withdraw this marvellous kiss. You will take hold of me and push your mouth against mine only to find that my lips are set rigid and do not respond in the way you have been used to. There is no warmth or passion. You wonder where it has gone. The truth is that there was never any there to begin with. Like so much of what I do, it is an artifice purely designed to capture you and make the inevitable denigration all the more contrasting. I can see the confusion in your eyes as you try again to kiss me but the effect is the same. You look at me, eyes searching for an answer but I do not offer one. You ask me what is wrong and I look away and say that there is nothing wrong. I have a variety of responses which confuse you when you try to kiss me or expect to be kissed. When once I kissed you often and repeatedly I will reduce it to next to nothing. This reduction coupled with a lack of explanation has you flailing around for some kind of reason. You end up blaming yourself of course that is to be expected. I will do any or all of the following:-

  1. Remain tight-lipped when we kiss;
  2. Move my head so you kiss my cheek rather than my mouth;
  3. Put my hand up and block your advance;
  4. Hug you instead so that your kiss flies into thin air over my shoulder
  5. Just walk away

Where once my kiss was magical and uplifting, now it is cold or non-existent. You relished our passionate embraces and now you find yourself remarking how it is like kissing an automaton or a mannequin. I do not care. All I wish to achieve is your pained and hurt reaction to the cold front that I exhibit where once there was heat and passion.

14 thoughts on “Kiss Me

  1. I loved it when he would make out with me and then a few hours later say that he hasn’t been feeling well the last couple of days. Like thanks a lot.

    1. Caroline says:

      OMG, “I Heart HG Tudor.” (And, of course, if you get sick, they’re always 100 miles away).

      There should be a (sad-but-oh-so-funny) “Don’t You Love It When A Narcissist Will…” List. That one goes on there for sure.

      😉

      1. 👍🏻👍🏻

  2. abrokenwing says:

    I was kissing Don Draper last night.

  3. Mary says:

    “And with one kiss, you inspired a fire of devotion that lasts for twenty years. What kind of man loves like this?”
    ~Florence & the Machine

  4. T says:

    I just finished your book, ” Sitting Target…” All u can say us ,WOW!!!
    My head is spun out. You have me thinking hard about thing’s.
    I recommend your book. I was with a mid ranger, somatic. Thanks to your book I was able to figure that out. Along with other thing’s.
    Thank you HG.
    This life isn’t easy, is it? I mean for both narcissist and empath. Seperatly alone and together.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Thank you for reading.

  5. T says:

    I remember our kiss like it was yesterday. I wish I could go back to that moment. He told me I was a good kisser. Tender kisses. Softly rubbing my lips over his. Running my tounge over his lips. Tasting his tounge. It was beyond angelic, compared almost to a spiritual awakening. And it lasted a week. Then he found someone else. I should have left him. I couldn’t. I was hooked. I was going to make this work. And 5 years I tried. Things became worse and worse. Violent.
    Sometimes I think stupid thoughts like finding narcissists, one after the other, going through the golden period and then dropping them when they begin to change.
    Of course I would not.

  6. Caroline-is-on-the-line says:

    No, I will not kiss you, ever again. That’s where my problems began.

    I may (50/50 shot) end up roadkill…so be it.

    Still joyful!
    Live-free-or-die,
    Caroline

  7. Margaret Robertson says:

    Should we feel pity for the narcissist who has no kissing skills to begin with? Withdrawing a kiss that is likened to smooching a dead fish isn’t missed at all! As a matter of fact, it’s a relief!

    1. NarcAngel says:

      Margaret Robertson
      I hear you. I commented previously about the one who kissed me like he was bobbing for oatmeal. Gross.

      1. Anonymous says:

        NA, I love ur sense of humor. Tx for the mych needed laugh I received

      2. Clarece says:

        Haha NA. My worst kisser was a guy I dated in college for a few weeks. I called it the dead log kiss. His tongue consumed my mouth with no woosh…no swoosh.
        He however was not a Narc. He’s actually has everything else going for him. Happily married and owns his own contracting business now.

        1. NarcAngel says:

          Clarece
          Well maybe he learned lol (but wow it would test your patience). I had another guy dart his tongue around in there like he was trying to locate something in that game show Minute to Win It. Is it any wonder I’m not crazy about kissing? They werent all bad-I have had some extraordinary (mouth) kisses but I never crave them or reminisce about them, and to me it is more personal than sex. Now the neck is a different story……

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