Kiss Me
The kiss is probably the pinnacle of romanticism from everything that I have observed. The couple who flirt with one another throughout the film in an attempt to create a will they or won’t they scenario, finally kiss and everybody smiles. The kidnapped child is finally reunited with his parents and is smothered in relieved kisses. The power of seduction that exists in that first kiss between a passionate couple which then leads to their love making. A kiss good bye on a steam filled railway platform. As ever, books and films have played their part in elevating the status of the kiss to near legendary status.
Like so much of what I do, the kiss is a weapon which I use to maximise the impact of my machinations. At the outset I shall use it to overpower you. You are unlikely to have much resistance to my overtures following my campaign of love-bombing but if there is any it will be obliterated the first time I kiss you. I have studied a thousand kisses. From Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr in From Here to Eternity to Clark Gable and Vivien Leigh in Gone With the Wind through to Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze in Ghost. I have viewed Audrey Hepburn jump from her taxi to kiss George Peppard in the rain in the film, Breakfast at Tiffany’s and the post-nuptial kiss between Prince Charles and Princess Diana. It is not just the famous kisses that have been subjected to my scrutiny. I have sat at railway stations and watched the greeting kiss, full of excitement and passion or the departure kiss which encapsulates longing. I have watched the almost frenzied and desperate embrace that arises from a man finally ensnaring his quarry in a nightclub after spending a couple of hours chatting her up. Whilst sipping from my drink in a restaurant I see hundreds of kisses between spouses, lovers, friends and acquaintances all delivered in different styles with varying emphasises. All of this knowledge is collated and stored ready for my use.
I have been told many times how good a kisser I am. I am blessed with full lips and therefore do not suffer the sometimes dispassionate affliction that can befall those who have lips of a thinner nature. From my observations I have learned to make my advance slowly, lingering just in front of the other person’s lips as I reach a hand up to cradle their neck and let my fingers lightly caress the back of their neck. My soft lips press gently against theirs and then I retreat slightly before advancing again and then retreating. I do this several times before allowing my mouth to press on to theirs and remain there as we lock our embrace, lips moving slowly together, each time moving a little wider until a tentative tongue gently probes and touches against hers. My tongue flicks back and forth as the embrace grows stronger. I can hear her low moan of delight and know that this approach is working. I reach another arm around her and pull her closer to me, bodies pressed against one another and now her mouth has opened wider, her own tongue almost battling with mine. I know that the tingle will be racing up and down her spine; I know that she will feel the churning in her stomach and that light headedness will be sweeping across her. I am well practised in the art of the seductive kiss and during our golden period I shall allow you to experience it often. I shall do it when we meet in my house at the end of the day, I will embrace you in that fashion when I lead you by the hand to our bedroom and I shall surprise you by grabbing hold of you in the lift and kissing you in this way.
What of course is all the sweeter about being able to embrace you in such a scintillating fashion is the fact that I will withdraw this marvellous kiss. You will take hold of me and push your mouth against mine only to find that my lips are set rigid and do not respond in the way you have been used to. There is no warmth or passion. You wonder where it has gone. The truth is that there was never any there to begin with. Like so much of what I do, it is an artifice purely designed to capture you and make the inevitable denigration all the more contrasting. I can see the confusion in your eyes as you try again to kiss me but the effect is the same. You look at me, eyes searching for an answer but I do not offer one. You ask me what is wrong and I look away and say that there is nothing wrong. I have a variety of responses which confuse you when you try to kiss me or expect to be kissed. When once I kissed you often and repeatedly I will reduce it to next to nothing. This reduction coupled with a lack of explanation has you flailing around for some kind of reason. You end up blaming yourself of course that is to be expected. I will do any or all of the following:-
- Remain tight-lipped when we kiss;
- Move my head so you kiss my cheek rather than my mouth;
- Put my hand up and block your advance;
- Hug you instead so that your kiss flies into thin air over my shoulder
- Just walk away
Where once my kiss was magical and uplifting, now it is cold or non-existent. You relished our passionate embraces and now you find yourself remarking how it is like kissing an automaton or a mannequin. I do not care. All I wish to achieve is your pained and hurt reaction to the cold front that I exhibit where once there was heat and passion.
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29? We finally get your real age?!
(Although I agree with FM1T and Claire; how is it that you’re 29?)
AND:
Does Claire win some prize for asking the right question that resulted in you sharing your age?
What prompted that; feeling generous lately – or is it just part of the slow reveal?
I am 29+
Yeah, I figured that was too easy.
+++++++++++++++++++++!
You’re 29 + tax??
No way are you 29 HG. Mathematically impossible .
Early mid or late 40’s I would bet. I hope you are in forties as I would imagine a 29 year old would not have the life experience to write like you.
No no no. I prefer the Julia Roberts approach from Pretty Woman. Do you remember HG?
I was born when that film first came out so I have never seen it.
A lie. You are my age. She didn’t kiss on the mouth.
If you are 29, then yes, you are my age.
I’ve been 29 so many times I can smell bullshit.
Ha ha.
Oh HG! You need to watch that movie! 🍿
Really HG?! That would make you 29 years old!!! Hahaha! Wishful thinking on your part!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃
Your maths is correct. Bully for you!
Hard to believe you are only 29 since you remember a time when there was no internet (available in the 90’s), your appreciation for Depeche Mode (late 80’s), a former seven year marriage and many other relationships, not to mention your advanced intellect and years of writing here, I would have guessed a decade older at least. Perhaps you mean eternally 29? 😉
If you really are 29, hold a senior position in your organization and have accomplished all you have here, and Shieldmaiden is “significantly” years younger (per other commenters) and a 7-figure CEO, you are the most impressive young couple!
Even if you are joking, you are still a most impressive couple!
You are not 29 years old!! You said SM was 5 or 10 years younger then you?! You do the math. 3 Masters by age of 19? Ok HG! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m sorry HG! Did you really just write “ Bully for you?! Hahaha! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃
HG, If you are only 29 that would make SM 19? Ok even with 5 more years that would make her 24? 3 masters and a high end position of a global company?! No wonder you ensnared her! 🙃🥰
Haha. 🙂
Ah, I hate it, when I talk to cute young guys and they talk about movies like some historic event ….
My favourite movie.
Two kisses to share.. Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward in the movie “Long Hot Summer”.
Their real life romance began when making this movie.
The second is Kevin Kline and Tom Selleck in the film “In and Out”. One said they got it right the first take because they didn’t want to have to do a retake.
Both memorable.
Your post validated some past experiences of mine. Thanks,
Evelyn
Holy crap HG, you have nailed it once again! I can’t believe how eerily accurate this is.. At first, the kisses…..aaah those numerous, long, sexy tongue battles. Then slowly, slowly over time, the tongue disappearing, then the lips unopened, then the side of the mouth, then the complete miss, particularly when he wanted to punish me just for wanting that kiss. He added another version – the chaste kiss on the forehead. That was more towards the end when he obviously had so devalued me that it was a pity kiss.
HG, your writing has brought me so much clarity. Just when I almost have myself convinced that maybe he wasn’t as bad as all that, I read an article like this and it hits home again. I keep needing these reminders, even after 5 years.
Thank you HG, I truly do have my eyes wide open now.
You are welcome.
Wow hg that shit sucks so fucked up but to you surely the fuel flows like a river for you doesnt it? I have been there before such a low feeling.