The stock markets are tanking.
The pub is closed.
People´s health is at risk.
As are livelihoods.
To cap it all, some selfish epsilon semi-moron (probably a Lower Mid Range Narcissist) has just filled his trolly with the last remaining rolls of 4ply quilted luxurious toilet paper from your supermarket.
To ease the anguish caused by potential troublesome toilet times, have 50% off everything in The Knowledge Vault
Use code toiletpaper19 at the checkout in The Knowledge Vault
This offer will continue for as long as it takes for a roll to unravel…..