HG Roasts : James Corden – Part One

 

 

10 thoughts on “HG Roasts : James Corden – Part One

  1. A Victor says:

    This roast was the best one yet. The end in the plane, I really feel for his poor wife.

  2. BC30 says:

    Who?

    1. Asp Emp says:

      Laughing……

    2. A Victor says:

      I know, I thought he was a British chef. My son new of him though, said people either love him or hate him.

  3. WiserNow says:

    HG,

    On a side note… how do you find the time to do everything?? 😳 …and you have a ‘real-life’ job and a personal life too.

    How many ‘minions’ work with you there at Tudor Towers?

  4. WiserNow says:

    When I saw this post, I had a quick look at YouTube and saw there are four parts to this roast 😂

    I haven’t listened yet. All four parts add up to about 56 minutes! I’m going to listen to all of them in order later when I have spare time.

    You really don’t like James Corden, do you HG?! hahaha Sounds like you haven’t held back.

    So, that’s what you meant in one of your YouTube videos yesterday when you said there was a fatty in the Tudor dungeon about to be roasted… I’m already laughing 🤣

  5. Asp Emp says:

    Commenting on HG Roasts James Corden…..

    Part 3…….erm, I took a very quick look-see at how he dressed as a cat………no way! Laughing…..

    Jaysus. He was chums with Weinstein?!

    Crying with laughter, I literally had to stop reading because I was laughing too much…..from you saying about the fridge, vats of clotted cream…….hahahahaha……and the snuffling, guzzling……

    Oh, God, HG, I could read / listen to these roastings of yours all day……

    Yay! Part 4? Oh, bless you, HG, you are giving more. And I look forward to reading more of your describing the ‘sheer fuck-wittery nature’ of Mr Walk-in-Fridge-Hogger……ah, thank you, HG xxx.

    Part 4……more of HG’s succulent groovy use of his unique language…..’The PLE Theory’ kicks in…..sublimely……

    I, personally, do not like James Corden. I just cannot stand him. I think it’s the built-in empath within me that has ‘utter disgust’ that cannot like some people. Keith Lemmon is another. I cringe whenever they appear on the tv clips advertising a programme with them in it. Ugh.

    Not surprising to read that if it was in fact his own baby crying and his ‘response’ when he was in the aeroplane. It explains why he did not do a ‘drama queen’ reaction. So he was doing what I may suggest as a ‘withdrawal’ assertion of control (by putting on the noise reducers and the eye mask) because he could not actually walk away (being stuck on a plane). In saying that, I would suggest that his narcissism has ‘evolved’ enough to be able to ‘control’ himself in that scenario.

    Having said that, someone with Aspergers would NOT be able to ‘tolerate’ a screaming baby next to them. They’d go into ‘meltdown’. An Aspie would scramble their way out and get as far away as possible. Me? I’d turn my hearing aids off!

    I laughed so much and loud. The endomorphic highs went very high……almost close to heaven. On that note, there is an unopened bar of chocolate in a cupboard that has been there for 3 months. No, chocolate does not reach the ‘spots’ that HG’s humour does. Thank you, HG and much love X.

  6. StrongerWendy says:

    Nettles…

  7. FoolMe1Time says:

    I’ve been waiting for this! Thank you HG. You’re the best!! Xx

  8. MB says:

    Oh my goodness! Thank you for posting here HG. YT notifications always make me late to consume new material.

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