HG Roasts : James Corden – Part One



36 thoughts on “HG Roasts : James Corden – Part One

  1. JB says:

    Will I be in trouble if I confess that I don’t mind James Corden? Loved him in Gavin and Stacey!

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Dungeon. Now.

      1. WhoCares says:

        Haha, HG!

        Shit – I might as well join you, JB. I did appreciate Corden as the little brown mouse in ‘The Gruffalo.’

        1. JB says:

          WhoCares, ah yes! Forgot that one!

      2. Asp Emp says:


      3. JB says:

        Sorry! 😂

        1. Viol. says:

          He’s supposed to be Marmite, but I get nothing from him, good or bad. I completely forgot he was in the film Into the Woods, and it’s a show I know pretty well (did a church basement production years ago, and have seen other stage productions).

          I did watch his confrontation with Patrick Stewart. He came off like he was trying to be the school thug, when he was really one of the guys the school thug used to beat up.

    2. Asp Emp says:

      JB, you’re ‘spammed’ 😉

      1. JB says:

        AspEmp, spammed?

        1. Asp Emp says:

          JB, it’s a joke. You were “instructed” to go to the dungeon. This happens to be on the James Corden gets a roasting article…… and what is Spam (the kind that can be bought in a tin)? 😉

          1. JB says:

            Asp Emp,

            I figured it was a joke, I just wasn’t sure what it meant, sorry!

            Oh God, Spam..horrific stuff! Never tried it, and never intend to! 😂

          2. Asp Emp says:

            Hey, JB, no need to apologise 🙂 I don’t blame you for not wanting to have a taste of it 🙂

    3. A Victor says:

      Oh no JB, why would you confess it?? Especially here!? 😳

      1. JB says:

        AV, why not?! What’s the worst that could happen..?? 😂

        1. A Victor says:

          JB, haha, I guess the dungeon can’t be that bad then? Very good! 😂

        2. Viol. says:


          Celine Dion on repeat. Pick-up artists who showed restraint in not using the other half of the Axe bottle. You never know. The dungeon is like Room 101 in 1984: it’s tailored to the individual’s specific phobias, to make it as unpleasant as possible.

          1. JB says:


            Celine Dion on repeat isn’t too bad..apart from “Think Twice”, which I can’t stand! But of course if it’s tailored to my specific phobias, then CD wouldn’t be applicable..I shall keep quiet about what would be! 😂

  2. Violetta says:

    🎵Guess who’s back, back again🎶

    DM EXCLUSIVE: “James Corden quits the Late Late Show despite ‘desperate’ efforts by CBS to keep him: Host to step down at end of his eighth season and plans to spend more time in UK with his family”

    Don’t politicians say they “want to spend more time with their families” when they resign in disgrace?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      More time eating.

      1. Asp Emp says:

        Hahaha, re-reading my original comment on this thread……hilarious!

      2. Violetta says:

        “Now this looks like a job for James C
        So everybody just follow James C
        ‘Cause we need a little controversy
        ‘Cause the fridge so empty, thanks to James C”

    2. Asp Emp says:

      Ah, sh*t! Nnnnooooooo, not James Corden in the UK! No!!

    3. NarcAngel says:

      Re: Corden

      Yes, although in this scenario the inappropriate behaviour is likely to have been a case of the Pussy licking itself.

      1. Violetta says:


        Is he limber enough to pull that off? Should think that tum of his would get in the way.

  3. A Victor says:

    This roast was the best one yet. The end in the plane, I really feel for his poor wife.

  4. BC30 says:


    1. Asp Emp says:


    2. A Victor says:

      I know, I thought he was a British chef. My son new of him though, said people either love him or hate him.

  5. WiserNow says:


    On a side note… how do you find the time to do everything?? 😳 …and you have a ‘real-life’ job and a personal life too.

    How many ‘minions’ work with you there at Tudor Towers?

    1. Duchessbea says:

      Wisernow – Careful or HG will be doing a roast on you.
      Loved this roast HG. Brilliant.

      1. WiserNow says:

        I’m curious – can you please expand on what I said in my comment that makes you think I need to be careful?

        HG has mentioned the minions at Tudor Towers before. He has also been open about his real-life professional life and his personal life.

  6. WiserNow says:

    When I saw this post, I had a quick look at YouTube and saw there are four parts to this roast 😂

    I haven’t listened yet. All four parts add up to about 56 minutes! I’m going to listen to all of them in order later when I have spare time.

    You really don’t like James Corden, do you HG?! hahaha Sounds like you haven’t held back.

    So, that’s what you meant in one of your YouTube videos yesterday when you said there was a fatty in the Tudor dungeon about to be roasted… I’m already laughing 🤣

  7. Asp Emp says:

    Commenting on HG Roasts James Corden…..

    Part 3…….erm, I took a very quick look-see at how he dressed as a cat………no way! Laughing…..

    Jaysus. He was chums with Weinstein?!

    Crying with laughter, I literally had to stop reading because I was laughing too much…..from you saying about the fridge, vats of clotted cream…….hahahahaha……and the snuffling, guzzling……

    Oh, God, HG, I could read / listen to these roastings of yours all day……

    Yay! Part 4? Oh, bless you, HG, you are giving more. And I look forward to reading more of your describing the ‘sheer fuck-wittery nature’ of Mr Walk-in-Fridge-Hogger……ah, thank you, HG xxx.

    Part 4……more of HG’s succulent groovy use of his unique language…..’The PLE Theory’ kicks in…..sublimely……

    I, personally, do not like James Corden. I just cannot stand him. I think it’s the built-in empath within me that has ‘utter disgust’ that cannot like some people. Keith Lemmon is another. I cringe whenever they appear on the tv clips advertising a programme with them in it. Ugh.

    Not surprising to read that if it was in fact his own baby crying and his ‘response’ when he was in the aeroplane. It explains why he did not do a ‘drama queen’ reaction. So he was doing what I may suggest as a ‘withdrawal’ assertion of control (by putting on the noise reducers and the eye mask) because he could not actually walk away (being stuck on a plane). In saying that, I would suggest that his narcissism has ‘evolved’ enough to be able to ‘control’ himself in that scenario.

    Having said that, someone with Aspergers would NOT be able to ‘tolerate’ a screaming baby next to them. They’d go into ‘meltdown’. An Aspie would scramble their way out and get as far away as possible. Me? I’d turn my hearing aids off!

    I laughed so much and loud. The endomorphic highs went very high……almost close to heaven. On that note, there is an unopened bar of chocolate in a cupboard that has been there for 3 months. No, chocolate does not reach the ‘spots’ that HG’s humour does. Thank you, HG and much love X.

  8. StrongerWendy says:


  9. FoolMe1Time says:

    I’ve been waiting for this! Thank you HG. You’re the best!! Xx

  10. MB says:

    Oh my goodness! Thank you for posting here HG. YT notifications always make me late to consume new material.

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