All I Want For Christmas……is Fuel



Christmas is on the horizon. A veritable fuel frenzy for my kind and a period anticipated with dread by many of our victims. There are those who know only too well the behaviour that will be engaged in which will cause Christmas Day and the surrounding days to descend into misery and chaos. They fear the encroaching festival having endured it year after year. There are others who may be in that first difficult year after their discard and will look back on how Christmas with the narcissist, that first Christmas exceeded any Christmas which had taken place beforehand. Everything was perfect. From the gift shopping together, the family parties, the romantic walks in the snow on a crisp afternoon to the exchange of thoughtful gifts amidst the seasonal and festive surrounds. It was picture perfect and of course was just us hijacking the most wonderful time of the year for our own purposes, using the heightened emotional experience of Christmas to meld with our seduction to make it simply irresistible. The joy and rapture experienced, whether it was attending that first Midnight Mass together, kissing under the mistletoe or singing carols on the way home from the pub, is long gone. All that remains is the memory of that wonderful time and it hurts to be reminded of just how wonderful it was last year, compared to how empty and barren it now feels.

The appetite for Christmas in either case is hugely diminished. The latter, the discarded victim finds no joy in anything any more. There is no desire to deck the halls, no want to attend parties and instead they want the whole thing to be over with as soon as possible. For the former, there is the expectation of grinning and bearing it, making it as good as he or she possibly can, albeit with that lurking fear of it all being brought crashing to the ground as a consequence of the narcissistic temper tantrum that will inevitably appear. Just when you thought it was safe to breathe a sigh of relief, having apparently got through the day unscathed, the narcissist will unleash some kind of fuel seeking behaviour from out of nowhere. Thus, you want the whole thing to be over with as soon as possible.

Yet for our kind, Christmas presents an extravaganza of fuel-gathering activities. From the antics that will be engaged in during the Secret Santa at work, through the attention-seeking activities over Christmas lunch through to the opportunities afforded to draw in addition fuel at alcohol-infested parties, Christmas is a time of optimum fuel gathering. Chief ingredient however amongst this is the sense of expectation. It has been drummed into you to want a perfect Christmas – chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose – the elegant Christmas tree, carols drifting across the frozen air from outside, the feast prepared for all to eat, the beautifully wrapped presents sat beneath the tree, the family traditions, the mandated goodwill to all. There is meant to be peace, happiness and joy. Expectations are raised and of course this just creates more targets for us to aim at.

You have worked hard to ensure the house is spotless, festooned with festive finery, presents bought and wrapped, relatives organised to attend, cupboards fit to burst with fayre and drink. You have endured the mayhem at supermarkets and department stores, anxiously waited for the delivery drivers to bring your online purchases and so forth. You have created the perfect Christmas tableaux and we are ready with our wrecking ball all in the name of fuel.

For the fortunate few who are in the heady days of seduction, Christmas will be truly magical. Nobody does Christmas like our kind – be it the amazing or the abhorrent. As creatures of the extreme, we surpass all belief. For another lucky group, Christmas may well coincide with a Respite Period and thus all is golden, if only for a few days as we put on our best behaviour and drink up the positive fuel lavished on us by grateful friends and family who are relieved not to have to tread on egg(nog)shells this year.

For the majority however, it is to be endured as we disrupt, spoil, wreck and bring drama on the one time when you really, really do not want it. All in the name of fuel as we greedily drink up your frustrated tears, your angry rants and sobbing hysteria as we ruin yet another Christmas.

So, since all we want for Christmas is fuel, what can you expect from our kind at Christmas? The list is almost endless and here are but some of the behaviours that we roll out at this time of year.

  1. Failing to buy you anything or something inappropriate such as a flashlight from the garage last minute.
  2. Berating what you buy for us no matter how thoughtful, how expensive or even if we asked for it.
  3. Refusing to participate in party games or engaging in them and throwing a hissy fit when we lose or engaging in excessive pettiness about the rules.
  4. Turning up late or not at all for scheduled festive events.
  5. Talking in church so people turn and look at us.
  6. Eating food that was to be saved for other people
  7. Making the carol singers stand and sing for some time without offering them anything
  8. Not helping you at all with preparation for Christmas
  9. Arguing about which visitors to receive and when
  10. Telling the children that Santa Claus is not real so they cry.
  11. Telling people what has been bought for them before they can open their present.
  12. Failing to thank people for gifts or putting their gift choices down
  13. Sending obviously recycled gifts to other people
  14. Attending other people’s parties and being drunk and obnoxious
  15. Excessive flirting with other people much to the embarrassment of our other half and hosts
  16. Refusing to play carols and insisting on unseasonal dance music or thrash metal being played
  17. Fiddling on our ‘phones at every opportunity – during Christmas lunch, at church, when the children are opening their presents, when attending drinks at someone else’s house
  18. Purposefully disappearing at inopportune times – Christmas lunch, carol concert, present opening
  19. Picking a fight over trivial items such as the pigs in blankets not being done the way we like them, or too many red baubles being placed on the tree.
  20. Purposefully breaking gifts
  21. Inviting people round and then refusing to answer the door to them
  22. Telling children that you have spoken to Santa and he will not be visiting because they have been bad
  23. Photoshopping a picture of Santa lying in a pool of blood and showing the children telling them that Christmas is cancelled
  24. Refusing to give you sufficient money to buy things at Christmas or claiming that certain things cannot be afforded and then spending a large sum on ourselves
  25. Preventing you from attending social events without us
  26. Putting down your choice of attire when attending a Christmas event
  27. Not clapping and even booing when attending a Christmas show or pantomime
  28. Making grand entrances at parties, grand flourishes when giving presents and ensuring that all eyes are on us.
  29. Getting drunk and insulting people
  30. Competing with the neighbours for the most illuminated and decorated house in the street
  31. Refusing to get out of bed on Christmas morning
  32. Attending sporting events around Christmas and not family ones
  33. Hogging the television and selecting non-Christmas programmes
  34. Demanding the decorations be taken down the day after Christmas
  35. Switching off the oven part way through your cooking so it is either delayed or ruined and then blaming you
  36. Watching you slave over a hot stove and then suggesting to everybody that you go out to eat instead
  37. Turning up empty-handed at parties and blaming you for forgetting the gift/food/drink.
  38. Lavishing attention on one person and ignoring everybody else
  39. Walking around with mistletoe and kissing people for far too long
  40. Disrupting/being awkward concerning co-parenting over the Christmas period.

It all adds up to bah humbug!

What have been your narc nightmares at Christmas?

8 thoughts on “All I Want For Christmas……is Fuel

  1. teresarudolph71 says:

    A couple of Christmases ago, my mom stole one of my gifts – a very nice set of skin care products from Burt’s Bees. One day I saw her looking through my Christmas presents, and when she came across the Burt’s Bees salve, lip balm, and lotion, she said, “You don’t need to have this.” A couple of days later, all the Burt’s Bees stuff disappeared.

    Any time someone else got a gift that was more expensive than what she got, she would raise a big stink and then sulk for the next few days. From this, I learned that I must always spend at least as much on my mom as I spent on anyone else, preferably much more.

    Also, one Christmas night, when our family amazingly was able to get together (considering our busy schedules at the time this was practically a miracle), a former “friend” of mine showed up at our front door with her mom. This former “friend” had blackmailed me, had taken advantage of me in many ways, and in general had treated me very badly, and I had finally managed to end the “friendship” once and for all (though my mom had guilt-tripped me into taking her back more times than I care to remember). I couldn’t believe that this former “friend” had the nerve to show up at our house, on Christmas of all days. I had been looking forward to spending some time with my sisters and talking about some stuff that was going on in my life, so this was very much an unwanted intrusion. But my mom insisted on welcoming them into the house, saying that she couldn’t just turn them away when they had come all this way. They stayed for hours, and completely ruined Christmas for me. My sisters weren’t happy about it either. But my mom saw nothing wrong with it. She thought that was just wonderful. When I told her that I had been looking forward to having some time with my sisters, and that had been ruined, she just said, “Oh you can just get together with them some other time.”

  2. positivefuel8 says:

    All I want for Christmas is a “Turkey” with all the dressings… and not (the hell from the past) “turkey” ex-Narcissist.
    I think I’d rather enjoy something that is cooked in the oven by me instead of being somebody’ else’s fuel food to chomp on .. Yes I know that I offer up some pretty amazing fuel…but that’s for another time….haha

    Merry Christmas to all of you avid supporters of HG Tudor’s : Narcissist Knowledge & Wisdom
    and to the man himself HG Tudor I like to say:

    HG Tudor: my Christmas wish for you HG is that you get to enjoy all the “fruits” of your “labor” this Christmas season; enjoying a bounty of blessed “gifts” serving as pleasurable fuel that gives you HG Tudor the ultimate satisfaction of Power which is endlessly seductive and deceptive serving a purpose in its own way…

    Thank you…

    1. Asp Emp says:

      positivefuel8, that is a really nice comment. It is good to read it, thank you 🙂

  3. Maria says:

    My childhood right there

    1. k mac says:

      Oh Maria No! Christmas was a respite period for us in the house. My mother loved Christmas so she was less of a cunt during that time. Christmas spirit I guess. I’m sorry 😞

  4. k mac says:

    These are absolutely horrible yet made me laugh. I have issues 🤣

    1. Asp Emp says:

      k mac, I thought similar yet I reckon, as HG wrote them, they are ‘appropose’ to my humour 😉

  5. Asp Emp says:

    Laughing at the numbered list, it is brilliant. A masterpiece. It was good to read it again, thanks HG 🙂

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