The Narcissistic Truths – No. 40

10 thoughts on “The Narcissistic Truths – No. 40

  1. Matilda says:

    In a few years time, you might even get what you wish for, HG! Zapping through the channels, I came across a documentary on a rather peculiar topic: men living with life-size dolls… just when you think you have seen everything! In Asia, scientists are presenting protoypes of speaking humanoids who respond to commands and mimic human emotion. A hybrid of both types would be a dream come true for any narc: a one-time investment which lasts longer than any conventional marriage, and there are no divorce settlements to worry about either:

    You will need to fill in personality as well as IQ tests prior to purchase – the doll shall be able to hold meaningful conversations on your areas of interest but not outshine you under any circumstances. You purchase the feeling of superiority after all, and God-like you must remain. Your preferences will then be downloaded to a SD card, which will be slipped right into one of the slots in her skull. The adventurous among the narcs, who like a little more spice to their lives, you know, the rush one gets from insults shouting and being shouted at, can add up to three pre-loaded ‘wildcards’ (packages of independent will and critical thinking of varying degree). Furthermore, there is an algorithm in place to mimic the ‘treading on eggshells’ excitement felt by her non-silicone sisters – a programme which predicts future irrational behaviour presented by the doll’s owner based on past irrational behaviour. You can turn this feature off for a more off-grid, real life experience. This will also enable you to find fault more easily, and to derive satisfaction from repeated put downs of the humanoid.

    The doll is pre-programmed with all human emotions under the sun for satisfactory interaction, and each head is equipped with tear ducts. Every once in a while, you would have to refill the water tank though as part of the maintenance procedure, but I am sure that minor inconvenience is worth the pleasure of seeing her sobbing her silicone heart out.

    When the relationship runs its course and reaches devaluation stage, you have two options: either trade heads at your local exchange centre like we used to swap books in the olden days, or purchase a brand-new head. The body remains with you. There is a lifetime warranty on the body, but the Lesser among the narcs are advised to buy the more robust model with a silicone skin twice the thickness of the default model to withstand repeated and prolonged beatings. With regard to your physical pleasure, the doll is equipped with strategically placed vibrating elements, she is warm to the touch, and her bosom can be altered in size at the push of a button. Satisfaction is instant and guaranteed.

    As to verbal responses, all languages are available, most accents as well as several pitches. You can choose from many default, standard responses such as ‘yes, HG, my Lord and Master, your wish is my command’ or go free style and create your own! You are God after all, and deserve to be spoken to in a manner of worship. And once you are used to your humanoid, you will wonder how you ever managed to exist without this wonderfully submissive sort-of-woman lying next to you.

    Perfect love, available in stores from 2020! 😀

    1. NarcAngel says:

      Hahaha, that was perfect. Are you taking investors?

  2. Why was my first thought of the Jethro Tull Aqualung Album cover. How are you able to make me recall trivial things like that from when I was like 2 years old?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Look into my eyes….

  3. Indy says:

    Do you create these images on your blog or find them already made or edit the images yourself or do you have a graphics person? They are quite intriguing.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      I have a graphics minion

  4. Darkness Falls Again says:

    A picture says many things depending on how one looks at it.

  5. c2gemineyes says:

    Is that a Zombie? I say NPDs Are our zombie apocolypse. They have no heart, no brain, no spine, no balls, no eyesight, no soul, etc, etc, etc. And they suck the life out of ppl until there’s nothing left.
    Thats a Zombie. We’re experiencing the apocolypse now.
    Read II Timothy 3. It’ll make ur hair rise.

    1. IveLostMyself says:

      I don’t believe that’s a zombie. It looks
      Like he is trying to explain how he doesn’t sense people as people. Its a face on a chair.. Meaning that there aren’t any feelings involved. Just something he can use when needed. O emotions.

  6. 1jaded1 says:

    The picture is hilarious. The message is not so hilarious.

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