When The Narcissists Met HG
Want to know just what happened to the narcissists when they encountered me?
Want to learn how they fell flat on their faces? How they sulked and threw a tantrum? How they jumped up and down looking for my fuel and failed miserably?
Of course you do. It´s about time there was some payback and there is only one person who is equipped to do it. HG Tudor.
Read about encounters such as
The Middle Mid Range Sniper who tried just that bit too hard and was forced to exit with a sulking flounce.
The Lower Mid Range on-line fraudster who had her strings pulled until she faked her own death in order to escape.
The Middle Lesser who bit off far more than he could chew at dinner.
The hypersexualised Upper Mid Range Somatic who was given the most public of dressings down
The bullying Upper Lesser Narcissist who was sent into a fuel crisis amidst the mud.
The Lower Greater who gave HG his way and more besides
Fed-up of seeing our kind getting their own way. Not for much longer. This collection of incidents where HG Tudor played the narcissists will even things up very sweetly indeed. Look what others had to say about this collection
“HG Tudor knows his stuff. He is a great, great man, a very special man. A great personality and very smart. A good combination. I learned he’s a very talented man. He will make everything great again.” President of the USA, Donald Trump
“Was I entertained? Mon Dieu, I was. I was so entertained I invited Jair Bonsolaro to a menage a trois!” President of France, Emmanuel Macron.
“I laughed so hard I put the Amazon fires out. On my own. But I did not start them.” President of Brazil, Jair Bonsolaro.
“I wish I had read this when I was alive, I would not have been killed, er, I mean killed myself.” Jeffrey Epstein
“I had to suspend Parliament to make sure I got a chance to read this absolute monster of humour and quick-wittery.” Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, Boris Johnson.
157 thoughts on “When The Narcissists Met HG”
I am eagerly awaiting ‘When the narcissists met HG’. The vicarious justice entertainment is precious medicine for me. Thank you Mr Tudor!
I am excited for this book. This is like a record of jokes which seem destined to make empaths satisfied that there are some justice in this world.
In a way, I am glad to have found you, even if there is a scary dimension to asking a lion about other lions (to take your analogy in one of your videos) without thinking that this lion won’t eat us.
The coterie was extremely useful, and I am listening to your comments on the different types of narcissists that exist. I bought a few of your books. It really helped to see that into words and with behaviors that I could recognize from what I experienced
Thank you for reading
HG: my 19 year old daughter went to a sorority yesterday at this billionaires place in LA. She was injured yesterday going down a water slide he bought for his party. She has suffered cuts and burns down her back, arm, etc… blood everywhere, she had to go to the ER. She doesn’t drink or do drugs and is straight As on full scholarship at Loyola Marymount. Another young girl suffered …it was her face and a broken nose. I will handle it. My ex is one of the top PI attorneys in the nation. I got this. His assistant gave my daughter her card saying they would pay…I won’t go on but I could. But she is in pain. Michael Scott, a motor home slum lord as he is called online with a petition to stop his parties who hires famous bands like New Republic to play and serves an open bar with a sign that says “ please drink if over 21” is the owner. He invites all these young pretty girls. Many of them minors and local colleges. Boys too. He hunts colleges with invites. Famous bands etc… I think she is lucky. I smell predator. I am a weaponized empath. And ready. But it’s sickening to me. There must be a Epstein cadre narc or psychopath. Are there? You have and discuss adult relations. Nothing you suggests that you ever act on or prey to minors. Yet your kind does. It seems in all categories. Greater, mid, lesser. Is there a cadre coming for narcs? Signed: A very concerned angry empath ready for justice!!!
I will consult you once a lawsuit is filed unless it settles quick. I honestly don’t get why a billionaire would host parties like this? What’s his motive? There are different kinds of fuel. Some more revolting than orhers.
The differences in fuel are
Positive or Negative.
The position of the person in the fuel matrix, the form of delivery, the nature of the interaction all feed into the above.
Cadres already exist – elite, somatic, cerebral and victim. See Sitting Target.
I am sorry for the injuries your daughter suffered.
And I hope your legal matter resolves positively and quickly.
Do you play Beach Volleyball? I have a narc opponent for you out here in beautiful Sonoma County California! Great wine, beautiful place.
I do not. Yet.
If you are ever up for entertainment in San Francisco and Sonoma County area I can help set the scene for hysterical scenarios with deserving targets in beautiful locations.
I notice you corrected the autocorrect typo in the Johnson review.
When I first came here, I confess, the many typos were a little irritating. Now, I don’t give two hoots about them. I can’t help but notice, but I’m so glad that I don’t care anymore. That’s progress- for me!
If you want typo free articles then the cost would be fewer articles and less answering of comments. I only have so much time.
I’m not saying that HG, it’s a reflection of my mental state and how it has improved.
Typos are nothing and don’t detract from your work.
Please send to me HG. I love editing. I can make them perfect
HG just did not get offended at notice of a correction; it was not taken as a criticism and I am super impressed. Maybe HG is an empath wearing the mask of a narcissist after all?
No it’s called being an Ultra. It’s like the narcissists who keep emailing me, I could crush them but why bother? They’re nobodies.
I was going to ask the other day just as an aside, do you proofread your writing? I rarely do, nor do I listen to recordings after I sing something. I hate it. I will occasionally if I have just done a scribble draft of a long paper like term papers long ago but really I have always hated it. I don’t know if it’s my short attention span, self-consciousnessness, or if I just realize that we can mess something up that was better off the cuff the first time, typos and all. BTW what is the day of your birth? Not the year. Just wondering.
I do not have time. They irritate me, but if I had to proofread everything I would have even less time to provide moderation, consultations and material.
Which is much more important.
I think, HG’s day of birth was Monday September 23rd. He is a virgo and Gen X-er.
23 September is Libra 🤔
I was indecisive so I googled it and the date range for Virgo is August 23 – September 23 so, to narrow it down, I used another clue, which is in the comments below, HG is on the cusp. I vacillate between the 22-23 but I am leaning towards the 23 for now.
June 19, 2016 at 09:27
Classic song. Ive come to wish you an unhappy birthday, cuz you’re evil and you lie and if you should die I might feel sad but I won’t cry. I always tell people that I hatched. In which season were you born, HG?
HG Tudor says:
June 19, 2016 at 10:11
Autumn. Season of mists and baleful influence.
HG is in his early 40’s. Somewhere between 40 and 43, but I’d say more probably 41 or 42. There was no Monday September 23rd from ‘76 to ‘79.
The information is from Chained, when he’s detailing his age relationship with his sister (well, assuming those details are accurate)…
I’m Sept 16th. My birthday month. So I get to do whatever I want all month! Well almost. HG does whatever he wants whatever month.
Ha ha ha…that was funny and you are correct.
Very good detective work. Do you have the book Fury?
Yes, I have “Fury”. Why do you ask?
My pleasure Abe Moline,
If you have the hard copy of Fury, go to page 40, Chapter: What Ignites the Fury? and read the last paragraph and then read the first paragraph on page 41 and that will narrow it down for you. Promiscuous Boy is a spin-off so that is a clue, as well.
Well, seems he’s older than I deducted… 🙂
Maybe Chained was written some years earlier than published (2015), that would explain it.
Very good. He is a Gen-Xer and I’m confident that he is under fifty. There is also a clue located in the article titled: My Kind and Me in the book: Confessions of a Narcissist.
Thanks, I was just going through Chained; it’s a great book and it’s very clear that I need to reread it.
Thanks to MB we can rule out Monday.
Thanks K, I always thought star signs were from 22 to 22, but I must be wrong 🤔🙃
My pleasure ANK,
You are not wrong at all. The dates vary, so I used HG’s answer to 1jaded1 to sync up the date. There’s also a chance that he was born on a Wednesday, September 23.
Wednesday’s child is full of woe. Think Wednesday Addams.
Or a Tuesday. Tuesday’s child is full of grace.
Isn’t that a cusp day? Come on HG help us here…
Virgo I knew. Thank you! I know he doesn’t believe in astrology (unless it suits him) but the workaholic thing, many other traits, critical eye for detail, very Virgoan. Me too. Of course the narcissism and genius help lol.
My pleasure Cyn!
Monday’s child is fair of face.
They are very minimal. You do a great job running this blog so much so that any typo is a non-issue.
Thank you Bibi.
My pleasure, HG. You deserve the praise.
HG, when you have narcissists email you, are they attacking/criticizing? Do they just want your attention? Your fuel?
It is all about the fuel. Of course they do not do that. Some flatter, some try to seduce, some attack, some dole out pity plays. The various manipulations which I write about.
HG, it would be interesting if you did an Empath series perhaps, to balance the A Very…Narcissist series. I would be interested in hearing your thoughts on Tesla.
Do you mean the company or Elon Musk? Or Nikolai?
Nikolai. Musk seems mentally unstable.
Vows are spoken
To be broken
Feelings are intense
Words are trivial
So does the pain
Words are meaningless
All I ever wanted, all I ever needed
Is here in my arms
Words are very unnecessary
They can only do harm
I wish wish I could be like you HG in my workplace.
Wow I have fantasies about how it would go down.
Could you teach us skills to outwit and outsmart narcs we are unfortunately stuck with , ones we don’t have a personal relationship with but have the power to make everything awful .
How could an Empath wield that sword HG .One that says I take no shit , don’t step on me ,and don’t even try to manipulate me .
Ps Ignoring doesn’t work with the ones I’m dealing with .
Narcissists email you??!!! Why??? Do tell.
For fuel mainly. They don’t realise they’re narcissists
i will look forward to reading this. (you have quite a admiring fan club here.) i read your work when my mind drifts backwards into shadowy memories trying to figure out what the hell happened. read your stuff…and i snap out of it. the only hoover i have noted in my life is my vacuum. : ) not looking for any other kind.
It’s early Saturday morning here in Australia and I checked my email and read this… 😂😂😂
Ohhhhhh! A new side of HG!
So witty and cannot wait for this.
Soul food for Tudorites as it will make us laugh!
Thanks already, HG
HG, this is by far the funniest story of yours that I’ve read to date! ‘Course, I haven’t been able to read all of your writings as I arrived here late in the game, but still… It’s hilarious, and I hope it’s continued. You’re an excellent writer and so creative. In addition to saving us (and our sanity) from our Narcs, thank you for making us laugh. You’re a healer! Even though you don’t believe it, I know there’s goodness in your heart. It’s just buried real deep, but it comes out in your mission to educate us on Narcs. God bless you.
I want to edit!!!! Free signed edition for me and good use of my time (also I am good at it), free for you. Also good jab at my narc since he was always having me edit his stuff to make him look smarter. I will send him a copy lol! Anonymously!
I’m getting the popcorn out!!!
My fantasy made reality.
The quotes…. 🤣 haha.
Further quote by President Trump, “This book was terrific.” LOL Can’t wait, HG. Love to see a narc get a taste of his own medicine by the master himself.
I am amused HG! Look forward to reading this.
“Look what others had to say about this collection”… HG you are so very witty…. Thanks for the laugh.
You are welcome.
Omg!!!!! 😂 I can’t wait! I have a wig company for you to call!!! Ha!
Cant wait! 😆😂
HG I fantasise about you destroying my narcissists. You are my hero and saviour! 🙌
I’m here if you ever need me HG. I’d help you with anything.
Thank you very much for your generous offer.
Whitney, be careful telling a narcissist you’d help them with ANYTHING! Speaking from experience.
Hi MB, were you dealing with a victim Narc?!
HG doesn’t need help from me or anyone. He gives us so much.
I ask the same question 5 times! and he answers again and again and again and again and again. Plus he’s helping thousands of others.
He saved me from years of torment and confusion! The first beacon of light.
Whitney, I didn’t mean HG specifically. But, make no mistake, offblog he absolutely includes those that are willing to do things for him in his fuel matrix. Control and residual benefits being the aims.
My personal experience was with a MMR. I made the comment one time, “I’d do anything for you.” He said Really? Anything? Then asked, would you kill for me? The conversation got kinda dark. I said, well no, not that. So he said, then you WOULDN’T do ANYTHING. It was funny, yet NOT at the same time. That’s why I said I don’t recommend it. I meant it all romantic, but I think he took it almost literally. 😳
That reminds me of a double bind. They are used by manipulators to gain control and power and it’s also gas lighting.
double bind is technically defined as a situation where:
1. Explicitly, if you do some Action, you’ll be punished
2. Implicitly, if you don’t do that Action, you’ll also be punished
3. If you bring up the contradiction, you’ll be punished
4. You can’t leave the situation – Trauma Healed
Yeah I often wish I could hire HG -Narc Hitman, lol.
There needs to be a soundtrack on this blog too HG when opens…. either something dark, or something with the feel of Mission Impossible 😂
hahaha… to much ! i think i just fueled up
My favourite fantasy: that I can hire HG for the night. We turn up at next door table at the restaurant where my ex narc is dining with friends, esteemed work colleagues and new victim. HG is publicly extremely witty and lovingly attentive to me whilst i am busy ignoring ex narc. Then HG serves up the desert by taking down the ex narc (who is bound to make some passive aggressive remark) in a volley and spittle of bitter articulate vitriol far superior to the ones served up to me over 8 years. Aaaaah i love that fantasy. I’d rather love to see you in action HG but only to other narcissists obviously!!
Me too. It has always been my fantasy to hire HG to exact revenge on my Piano Boy Narc in the same manner that you describe.
HG you could seriously make a killing for yourself doing this.
There would be no point in HG exacting any revenge for people to continue engaging.
So true. Our revenge is no contact. Took me awhile to work it out and put it in place but this is peace.
And the comment about Epstein?!!! * SNORT LAUGH *
I love dark humor.
“My favourite fantasy: that I can hire HG for the night.” I paused right there and thought “that’s my favorite fantasy too!!”
Mine too. But probably for different reasons.
Faked her own death 🤣 I’m stealing that idea! 🤣
I have a fantasy to hire HG for the night too! 😉 (Did I say that out loud?!?)
You can do this in Vegas MB!
Lorelei, HG told me I know where go find him. I thought he was hanging out at the Menu Bar (La Barre De Menu) these days. Is he in Vegas now?
The only good thing about that piss hole is the food.
Lorelei, I’ll take your word for it.
It’s awful and yet I have a conference there.. I’m in rare form today, some girl with consistently bad hair cuts was a smart ass to me last night (blatant) when I asked her to consult with a person seeking services and I’m rapidly jabbing her in the ass. (I’ve already brandished an email with her behavior outlined and sent it with her cc’d.)
I’m sick of poor behavior and douche bags. She can’t even redeem herself with good hair. She can fuck off.
Some bitches be likin Vegas.
Vegas be the bitch’s playground.
Ok it’s me.
Alright alright.. Listen—last time I was stuck in that sand pit I was photographed with an Elvis little person on purpose. I was with a social worker I supervised and she forced it upon me because of course it was humorous as was sent to the entire world. This photo will turn up again to haunt me. I’ve since lost it but it’s forever documented. Ironically this conference was scheduled just two days ago! Ugh. Send me to Botswana.
“She forced it upon me” yeah yeah, we see your blame shifting Lorelei, I spoke to Elvis only yesterday (he works in the local Waitrose) and he said he remembers you and you loved it, albeit tenderly.
He loved it alright. If I find the photo I’ll send it to you. It may be buried in Shutterfly but it was around the time I started to lose my mind so who knows..
He said you were always on his mind, hence why you lost yours.
Nice nice.. I’m looking for the photo and found a few doozies. I’ll send one now. It is hilarious.
You have photos?! Thats where you went wrong! You know what they say about what happens in Vegas. Burn the photos.
Mercy—I can’t locate the photo to save my life! I’m near a state of having fasciculations over some deep chestnut boots that just arrived. The gold emblem is making me salivate. It is absolutely 100% worth working tonight for this cosmic enlightenment.
Mercy—this is the deal. It’s lost but when I go back I’ll do another photo op and edit it enough to post as a gravatar.
Bad judgment on your part causing you to get All Shook Up does not mean you should cause Suspicious Minds in others. We’ll dump you at Sephora. You should be finished checking out about the time the rest of us are leaving for the airport to return home.
Very witty NA!! Maybe I’ll have to search for an opportunity while there to repeat the photo op. I looked high and low for it and found some interesting photos but not the coveted Elvis shot. Now Sephora is good, don’t get me wrong.. But.. Believe it or not.. I alone inspired the sale of some goods last night while at work. I was asked what product was creating a certain sheen and voila—it created an ordering frenzy to hit the L’ange sale. It almost broke their website.
Lorelei Lifestyle Influencer
Ha! You looked high and low for the little person Elvis shot. Very good.
Very witty again NA! I’m liking this! I should have my own lifestyle section on here. The possibilities are endless.
Not going to happen.
I would make it so fun though!
Ha ha, you just keep me entertained with your love for Truck Boy!
I dreamed of him—it’s what woke me up. I was panting and the room was spinning. Seriously—oh I’ll tell you.. Of course I have graduated from looking at their social media, BUT just imagine when I first encountered the visual library of truck boy, the girlfriend, etc. Imagine! As if my confusion wasn’t profound enough! The girlfriend is unaware she is white trash and secured an apartment in a high rent area. Truck boy moved her in and apparently made some noise (quite a splash) moving her mattress into the building. Imagine the normal neighbors??!! I was like WTF. It was around this time my children came to tell me about “Nipples.” NOW you know why I was (am) half bananas when I arrived to your splendid gates. I’ve never had reality more distorted. My ex would have profusely apologized to ever take me around these people. He even hates WalMart. I’m still lost. Imagine my utter sense of holy fuck. Now I’m writing a check so she can fling off in the mud with those stupid mud machines with gang signs formed with her fingers? How do you expect me not to crack up at times!
I am laughing at the nicknames of the narcs posted here….
Piano Boy. Truck Boy. LOL at “boy” being added in front of stuff.
If my memory serves me well I also recall Moron in Munich, Narc Junior or Junior Narc, Twisted Pretzel, Narcypants, etc. etc.
I am always trying to find the humor. These nicknames crack me the F up.
Mine used to call himself Wig Delivery Boy in contempt because that was the company that fueled everything else, the one he hated to be associated with. Granted, it brings in tons of revenue without much overhead but still it’s now a great tag lol
Oh shelf fuel.. Truck boy is a whole other story.. Haha
Right?! Please HG? You could at least have a little section where we discuss ways we get even, no contact of course after an approved amount of time lol 😂
Getting even isn’t like how we would think anyway. I just think we need a hair/make up/clothes/shoes section.
In fact Cyn—I’m headed out make up’less so I can go to Ulta and try a new product! Just think of the fun HG misses out on by not being a drag queen.
I feel like Ulta is way overpriced. I may stop off there later too though lol. Yes! With those shorts though! I know where we could get him some great hair too!
Lol you bitches is funny. I hate Vegas. Except when Rock in Rio was there. But I got no sex, because my narc was jealous of Ed Sheehan lol!
Oh you and your lightning speed wit-HG ☺️
I could never go to Vegas. Too many lights and noises and gambling and Barry Manilow. I am a contagion so I absorb all that shit and never have any fun. When I was born I was 80.
Vegas is also delicious dinners in quiet restaurants, marvelling in the Rare Book shop, and eating decadent chocolate croissants in a soaker tub, but observing people in that environment is free and priceless all at once.
NA, the way you describe it is much better. Now, that I like!
Your Vegas vacation is scrumptious, comfy and classy. What makes you enjoy observing people so much?
I don’t know. I have always found people fascinating. Even ones that most people would avoid or think it a waste of time to watch. Actually … especially those.
MB, a girl’s gotta dream right?
I’m glad to know I’m not the only one, Mercy! I’m supposed to be behaving. I typed that out in a weak moment. It’s alright. I’m sure HG didn’t see it.
MB, haha you know I get you and your little crush. I’m all about fantasy as long as that’s where it stays. I’d be boring without it. I’m like a soccer mom with a dirty little secret. Ok I take that back. Everyone knows I’ve got a naughty side, and well, they also know id fail as a soccer mom. Ok, maybe my fantasy is being a soccer mom. Hmm
Love the reviews! And can’t wait for the vicarious revenge/note taking.
“honest. undressed.” Mija vel M.
Mija dedicated her poetry to him:
Yes – I want it
Undress but slowly
From my imaginations
Write the truth on my shoulders
Let my body be indigo
Point the circles on your back
Flip face to face
And suck me like a baby
Until the whole truth flows
A humourous and sharp-witted narcissist will always be a weakness for me.
Never immune, always resisting!
Looking forward to this xo
I can’t wait! ‘World of The Narcissist’?
He drank their blood like lemonade…
Hurry HG – I can’t wait for this!
Ha ha ha! Oh my lord, that’s funny! Cannot wait to read them!
Tiny bit hurt/confused/generally emotional that you didn’t ask me for a quote.
How can you provide a quote when you haven’t read it, unlike the esteemed commentators?
Who says I haven’t read it? [Taps nose]
I say you have not.
You really need to stop using the password ‘iamgod’
You are something special ! I can’t resist
Eva. I think you mean HG. If its me then, well …
Monsieur Macron’s confession is priceless😂.Il est un vilain garçon.
That made me laugh out loud! 😂😂😂Brilliant writing HG! Is this a new book about to be published?
I’m laughing so hard! That’s brilliant! 🙂
“Was I entertained? Mon Dieu, I was. I was so entertained I invited Jair Bonsolaro to a menage a trois!” President of France, Emmanuel Macron.
Ha ha ha – Looking forward to reading your article!
I just snort laughed at the Jeffrey Eppstein bit, this will be fantastic. There is so much great new stuff to come, we’re really in for a treat!
YES YES I want to know!!! I can’t wait 😃
Oh yes! I want to learn how the Greater destroys some mid rangers. Maybe I will be able to use it some day 🙂
No you won’t and not should you try.
Yes, I did want to read the book because of that reason, but it is best not to do get involved with something where you have no experience and the other person has been practicing their entire life 🙂