Shiny, New and Improved


You messed up. I gave you the world, I really did. I truly gave you everything you ever wanted from someone. I know I did because this is what I always do. I always deliver. You did not though and you let me down. Despite everything I said, everything that I did you failed. Oh I hear you bleat on about how you loved me like nobody else. You protest about all the things you sacrificed for me, all the things you did for me and how you put me ahead of everything else in order to please me, to make me happy. Stop going on about yourself will you? It is not very becoming. This hysteria surrounding how you pulled out all the stops, gave your all and did everything that I ever asked of you, even doing some things you did not like is pathetic. Ah I see, you complain about it now, but you did not at the time did you, you charlatan? You disgust me.

I am well rid of you and in a way I suppose I must thank you because if you had not failed you would not have made me realise how we did not belong together. I did everything I could to make it work but you let me down. Thank goodness I woke up and saw it otherwise I would still be trapped by you. You at least enabled me to realise how flawed you actually are and I won’t be making that mistake again. Not a chance of that happening. In fact, as testament to just how wonderful I am and how brilliantly I treat you I have someone else. What do you mean I wasted no time in moving on? Why should I? I am not going to sit around and bemoan how you let me down. That will not serve any purpose and besides I cannot help it if people want to be with me, it is only natural.

Yes I am with Lauren now. She is wonderful. She is everything I have ever wanted and I am her soul mate. I know that we are going to be very happy together now. She is the one. I know I thought that of you, but you misled me. Lauren is not like that. I am moving in with her next week. It makes perfect sense. I want to be with her all of the time. She is beautiful, just look at her, perfectly put together. She is so shiny and new. I am head over heels in love with her, I cannot be apart from her. Take a look. If you had been more like her then I would not have had to punish you the way I did. That is not going to happen with Lauren. No way. I can only see a bright and beautiful future for us. I hope she falls pregnant soon as our child will be such a wonder to behold. Thank God I did not have a child with you. Imagine that? Good God that would have been terrible having to share a child with a monster like you. Lauren will be a first class mother, we have already talked about it and I can tell that she is keen. She adores me and always will. Not like you. You had your chance but you messed it up. You only have yourself to blame. Oh I know what you are like, you will try and make out that it was me that was the problem but I know it was you. So do all my friends and yours. Yes I have already spoken to them and they agree that I am better off without you and that Lauren and I are the perfect couple. She always knows what to say you see. She understands me like nobody else does. She gets me. She is the only one. I bought a new ‘phone with an increased megapixel camera because there will be so many photographs I have to take of Lauren and I. I want all those perfect moments captured so I can show the world how happy we are together. I know other relationships have not worked out but that is what happens when you get duped by harpies. Lauren is not like them. She is not like you. We have booked a holiday away already. Two weeks in the sunshine. We are going to have such a brilliant time being together in paradise. You can expect plenty of postings on Facebook so feel free to look in on them, I know you will. You can expect all my friends to be talking about us. We are the golden couple. Thank goodness I found her. This is it. This is the one for me. We just fit together. It is as if she knows what I am thinking. She listens and learns and then always knows the right thing to say and to do. It is marvellous and just shows why we belong together. I know you will need to know all of this because, well, I deserve to be happy after what you did to me. You should be happy for me, you should, that is if you really do love me. You tell me you do but that does not matter now. I have a perfect love with Lauren and this is the one that will last.I imagine we will be married by the summer. It will be a glorious ceremony and she will look absolutely stunning, polished and gleaming, stood just the way I want and looking at me with rapturous adoration.

I could not be happier, I really could not. I have my soul mate, I am her angel sent from heaven to make her happy and I will do that because I am so good at doing that for people. Everything is going to be just wonderful and you had your chance but you blew it. I get so excited when I find someone new and when I know they will be better than you. Someone who puts me first rather than themselves. Someone who deserves me. Someone who is not you. Someone who is new and improved.

32 thoughts on “Shiny, New and Improved

  1. A.R. says:

    Dear HG,
    Just my own perception here…as your kind are wired to obtain fuel, are empaths wired to obtain “love”? Is that why the seduction is so effective?

    Or is anyone liable to succumb to the beginning phases of the narcissist?

  2. A.R. says:

    Let me rephrase, I’m sad & i miss what he projected as reality. I wish that time had been & was a reality I could hold onto & know that at some time in this life I had experienced love the way I thought love to be.
    Now, I don’t know what love is. I use the phrase warm energy as I have zero basis to understand or perceive love
    As you know and as I’ve said before I was preened to be a narcissist beacon from birth ….only untangling all that bullshit now leaves me rather bereft of hope at the best of times.

    Any suggestions from the self proclaimed narcissist?

    1. MovingOn says:

      In my opinion, self diagnosis can sometimes be self defeating necessarily painful. Have a friend, someone who truly knows you verify your analysis. I will use myself as a super empath . . . I do not know what love is between man/woman or whatever the preference. I love animals, family, child, but I have not experienced romantically as described in books nor have I had an intimate relationship. Sad to say. I do possess love for humanity, mankind. Doesn’t make me a narc and in fact not even close.

  3. A.R. says:

    It’s almost like I can hear my ex saying all these things word for word. I wish I could say I don’t care.
    Sometimes reading these articles is a reminder & drawing me backward rather than being helpful. It hurts to hear what he is thinking. I wish he could hear my grief, my sadness my hurt….but I digress….because all that is being said in these articles are true.
    It’s so painful to know it’s true. I’m sad, I miss him.
    Im in a place of vulnerability, ready for the hoover. I’m glad he doesn’t know where I am. The hurt inside is gargantuan right now. I wish I’d never met him. And although these articles have been the mainstay of my progress sometimes I wish I had never heard of you either.

  4. Mona says:

    He bragged in front of me and his friends, that he had a new one, a beautiful exotic woman and that they are so happy. I only said: .” I am glad that you found a new one so fast. So I get rid of you. I do not have to care for you anymore. I do not have to listen to your wail anymore. There is now another one, who will listen to your child`s talk. It really does not interest me. I am only interested in my money. What about the money, you promised to give back to me? I would like to get it now, because I am going to take a vacation in …..two weeks. (It was a place, where he always wanted to be). Please do not forget. Put it in my mailbox. ” Of course. he never gave me that money. But I could see, that I wounded him in front of his friends. That was not the reaction he wanted to see.

  5. Notavictim says:

    HG- do you really want “one” forever? I think you say that bec that’s what is acceptable and wanted in societu- but you want ONE? Really? One?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Why not?

      1. Notavictim says:

        Because I’ve followed and read enough to know that you always have multiple IP’s, never ever just one.
        I too, noticed that your comment was “not recently” on impregnating someone. The important word is “recently” and we will never know bec HG likes to debate and the debate would be “recently” and the only correct definition would be his, and he won’t divulge that.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Indeed I do have multiple intimate partners at the relevant times.
          You of course can always ask the question “Have you ever impregnated anybody?”.

  6. Angelic says:


    Hey.. wait ..
    you said : ” i have not done so recently”…
    that could be misleading..
    for me for sure.
    i rephrase my question: Is she going to have your baby soon ?
    Do you have a woman carring your child?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      I answered your question. You were the one who phrased the question.

      1. Sophia says:

        Yes of course, silly me

        May i still ask though:
        are you going to have a son soon?

        1. HG Tudor says:

          No I am not Sophia.

    2. Angelic says:

      i am still not a rest:
      I know you are not going to have a son
      of course not, you are not a woman…hehe hehehe..
      But please do not get enraged with me for this last question:
      Is one of your Intimate Sources having your baby?
      i hope his question is clear ..

      1. HG Tudor says:

        I have no need to become enraged.

        No, nobody is carrying my child. Nobody is having my baby.

  7. Angelic says:

    Yeah… yeah..
    until she fall from grace like all the others !
    There was, and there is, only one soul who is the “saviour”

  8. Angelic says:


    i am just wondering,
    with all this talk about impregnating etc…
    have you actually done so recently?
    Just curious.
    Mmmmmm … am i naive to believe that you will give me a true answer?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      No you are not naive. The truth prevails here. No I have not done so recently.

      1. Angelic says:

        Thank you kindly and candidly HG

        1. HG Tudor says:

          No problem.

  9. cherrylin says:

    Dearest N,

    I see the error of my ways. I am a wretch and don’t deserve such a perfect love as yours. I see how Happy you and Lauren are and it tears my heart to pieces. Yes, keep ignoring me with your dreadful discard and silence, we both know how much they hurt me.

    … and don’t worry if you see me dancing, it’s interpretive to express my pain. Not celebrating. Honest.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Ha ha very good.

      1. cherrylin says:

        Thank you 🙂

  10. lansealan says:

    “Yes I am with Lauren now. She is wonderful. She is everything I have ever wanted and I am her soul mate. I know that we are going to be very happy together now. She is the one.”

    (together -now-)
    Did my narc-radar just catch you tipping your hand? Or am I just in a heightened state of alert? Lol

    If someone says “she is the one”…
    would not they say -forever- in lieu of -now-?

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Forever is the intention, now is the reality.

      1. Debbie says:

        Yes…today “cock of the walk” …tomorrow “the feather duster”.

        Its my favorite analogy of yours, HG. It always sticks in my mind and works to keep me wary generally.

        1. HG Tudor says:

          Good to know Debbie, it is a useful analogy.

  11. Haha, how well you triangulate people. How well you project your flaws onto us and then shift the blame.

    Well played. And well written.

    1. HG Tudor says:

      Thank you DB.

  12. Victoria says:

    Hi HG,
    Wow, this article really hurts! But at the same time I like knowing what my UMRN was thinking as he moved on to his next appliance. So this is what they always think when they move on? One day she will be where I am and he will be thinking the same thing for someone else.
    Thanks for sharing:)

    1. HG Tudor says:

      You are welcome Victoria.

  13. giulia says:

    Big time projection. You are the one that messed up ecc…
    I hope this article is demostrative only and it does not describe a real life situation….again!

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